FAIL FRIDAY: Rock Bottom
11 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Always overusing condiments. TFM.

I get every single motherfucking sauce at Chick-fil-A.

Beating up people when they make me so angry! TFM.

Alright you just calm down, buddy. Violence isn’t always the answer.

Having to buy two rulers to accurately measure my frock’s girth. TFM.

Are you suggesting that your penis is more than two feet wide? That is absurd, sir.

Convinced my slam that the stain on my bed was a melted Twix from Halloween (bc she knows I fucking love Twix). TFM.

“Nah babe, that’s not my poo; that’s a melted Twix. You know I fucking love Twix. Now disrobe.”

Never judge a frat bro until you’ve walked a mile in his Sperry’s. TFM.

You should get that tattooed down your back.

Nicknamed my newest slam “Tilapia,” because after I fingerblast her my fingers always smell like farm-raised Tilapia. TFM.

Oddly specific scent.

A history professor and her student having a closer relationship due to the fact that the professor also goes on Totalfratmove.com. Oh yeah! Hi professor! (She knows who she is). TFM.

The fuck? This isn’t a missed connections forum.

Receiving head while purchasing Sperrys online. TFM.

You need to receive a punch in the face.

Getting so fucking pissed when I see GDI’s misspeling words! TFM.

Lol u r so fun-e.

Playing Fratty Bird while on TFM cuz I’m so frat and rich I have 3 phones and the other one is busy sending nudes to Dorn’s mom but I had to wait for the bigger iPhone 6 to come out to get my whole frock in the picture also I bought it with my dad’s money he made from killing illegals tfm

It is getting really, really hard for me to sleep at night.

This is what rock bottom looks like.
This is what rock bottom looks like.
Swagging out in the bathroom with your boy. TFM.
Swagging out in the bathroom with your boy. TFM.

Looks like these goobers got themselves a Taco Bell sign.
Looks like these goobers got themselves a Taco Bell sign.

Uhhh wut?
Uhhh wut?

On Wednesdays we sleep on the stairs.
On Wednesdays we sleep on the stairs.
Everyone has that one friend that gets naked every time he blacks out.
Everyone has that one friend that gets naked every time he blacks out.
Sexual. Terrifying. Arousing. Disturbing. Art.
Sexual. Terrifying. Arousing. Disturbing. Art.
Hanging with one of the main characters from The Hobbit!
Hanging with one of the main characters from The Hobbit!
That's a mistake.
That’s a mistake.
"Join us! We have a trophy!"
“Join us! We have a trophy!”
Bridge Troll Pledge is having himself some soup.
Bridge Troll Pledge is having himself some soup.
Rushing at 50. TFM.
Rushing at 50. TFM.
Edward Veuve Hands.
Edward Veuve Hands.
Corvette, glass bottle Coke, boat shoes, Home Depot parking lot. TFM.
Corvette, glass bottle Coke, boat shoes, Home Depot parking lot. TFM.
Man down.
Man down.
His mom sent him a cake. They pooped on it.
His mom sent him a cake. They pooped on it.
Thats unfortunate.
That’s unfortunate.
Some nights just dont end the way you want them to.
Some nights just don’t end the way you want them to.
Doing lines off NBA2K on a pledges back. RFM.
Doing lines off NBA2K on a pledge’s back. RFM.
You alright there, champ?
You alright there, champ?

Peeing On Shoes Prank Gone Wrong

Glow Stick Blows Up In Kid’s Face

Ultimate Party Fouls

Chaser

  2. BrooksBrosFunShirt

    Am I dreaming, or is this up before noon? Glad this joke of an company got something out on time for once.

    11 years ago at 11:11 am
    3. sandiegobubbles

      A*
      Learn some fucking grammar.
      Aka I don’t really care but you personally annoy me.

      11 years ago at 11:39 am
      5. Joe Willie

        He is annoying sometimes but we had to take BrooksBroFunShirt. He is a legacy and his father just donated $50 million to build a science center.

        11 years ago at 12:17 pm
      6. BrooksBrosFunShirt

        Hello Sandie,
        How about you come over to the forums where we can have a nice candlelit chat and you can snapchat me some photos you wouldn’t want your dad to see. 😉

        Regards,
        BrooksBros

        11 years ago at 12:20 pm
      8. sandiegobubbles

        So you all lost your chances at seeing my fun bags by getting my snapchat? Dammit Dorn.

        11 years ago at 8:43 pm
  4. BigFrocket

    “Receiving head while purchasing Sperrys online. TFM.”… seems like a TFM to me.

    11 years ago at 11:14 am

      10. It’s fratter than all the “drunken ideas executed” posts that you allow on the wall you PIECE OF SHIT INTERN

        11 years ago at 12:42 pm
      2. FratamSandler

        It’s a shitty novelty account that i’m guessing he is going to start quoting Billy Madison in ways that works with each post. Just a terrible idea, really.

        11 years ago at 12:48 pm
  7. Whiskey_Ginger

    Is that KDR dude on the left 50, or did he just get the world’s worst hair genes?

    11 years ago at 11:16 am
    2. Shibby

      That’s JoeWillie. It’s his, “most guys blown in one night” trophy. He beat out last years reigning champion Dorn’s mom.

      11 years ago at 2:07 pm
      1. Mrs_Dorn

        I doubt anyone is going to beat my record, I’m the Barry Bonds of BJs. Let me tell you- I had to get cortisol shots half way through my record setting session, but it was worth it.

        11 years ago at 2:34 pm
    1. Shibby

      Can’t you just haze him at Grandex? Or at least verbally degrade him via office memos.

      11 years ago at 11:25 am
      1. RogerSterlingJr

        I’m a remote writer. I can only send him nasty emails and threaten him over the phone.

        11 years ago at 11:27 am
      3. USArmy

        I offered to drive down to Austin and conduct some “wall-to-wall” counseling. I was politely turned down.

        11 years ago at 11:30 am
      5. USArmy

        Thank you! Somebody who gets it! Sand_Hill_Alum, did you ever see the “reg” that covered how it was to be conducted?

        11 years ago at 1:07 pm
      6. Quartermaster_TFM

        I heard talks of those days and some of the things that happened to then privates.

        11 years ago at 1:10 pm
      7. Sand_Hill_Alum

        its FM 22-102. it gives NCOs the right to punish their soldiers by whatever means deemed necessary to ensure that discipline and performance standards are maintained

        11 years ago at 2:54 pm