FAIL FRIDAY: Rolling Stone Of Regret
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Burning your hands when taking the pizza out of the oven, because you refuse to wear protection. TFM.
Life is going to be very, very difficult for you.
The only long and brown item that you permit entrance to your mouth being a cigar. TFM.
Really weird way of saying you only suck white dicks.
Getting your letters inked on your balls. Scrotal Tat Move.
Wrong website. You’re looking for ScrotalTatMove.com. #STM
I wake up dressed better than 99.9% of any GDI. Tfm.
And 100% of all human beings hate you.
Asking your slam to prom via text saying “prom?” and getting a yes. TFM.
Going to off-campus lunch even though you so totally aren’t allowed to lol. TFM.
Reporting your height and weight as 6’9” 169 pounds whenever given the opporuntitty. TFM.
I’m sure doctors find this hilarious.
Accidentally stepped on my frock and tore my freniscus (frat meniscus). TFM.
You must have a crazy long frock.
One the first day, The Lord said, “Let there be light…Natty Light!” TFM.
No, no he didn’t, but you can imagine what it’d be like if he did.
Going with the iPhone 6 Plus because you’ve got a big ass dick and are totally used to having things that don’t fit stuffed into your skinny jeans. TFM.
Gross dude. Mashed up wiener analysis wasn’t necessary.
Publishing a column accusing an entire university of covering up a tradition of rape within a fraternity and then later admitting to not really knowing what “journalism” is and apologizing whoopsies. TrollingstoneM.
Just about sums it up.
Finally you piece of shit
11 years ago at 4:49 pmIntern you’re alright sometimes, you piece of shit.
11 years ago at 4:49 pmThis is what happens when I show a hint of gratitude. Fuck you intern.
11 years ago at 4:56 pmYou’re the reason the death penalty is legal in Texas, intern. You sheepfucking, democrat voting, subhuman piece of shit.
11 years ago at 4:49 pmYour Cowboys really gave my bears last night a good ole fashioned Texas ass whooping.
11 years ago at 4:52 pmAgreed. A little disappointed with how our defense played in the 4th quarter though. It should have been 41-7 but hey, a win is a win.
11 years ago at 4:58 pmHey maybe you guys should make out!
11 years ago at 5:01 pmWow, what a zinger, coming from a goober like you!
11 years ago at 5:06 pmI bet you’d like to see two dudes not named Bacon and Dorn go at it all day. Change it up the scenery a little, you know.
11 years ago at 5:12 pmBut…but…but DORN IS LOYAL TO ME AND ONLY ME
11 years ago at 10:46 pmMaybe if you gave us the forums back this wouldn’t happen here.
11 years ago at 5:39 pmAnd he got blackballed, surprise.
11 years ago at 1:32 amAnybody think this is the real Jerry Jones? Wouldn’t put it past him.
11 years ago at 9:53 pmFail Friday has been going for four years now. Up until last week, it has been posted consistently every week 199 times. Last week was to be the 200th edition of Fail Friday, but instead it is this week. Because of you intern, many fratters and high school fratstars alike were deprived of a much anticipated Fail Friday over Thanksgiving break, just so you didn’t have to take the 20 minutes out of your hectic day you probably spent masturbating to IGBOTD to complete your only task you have all week. You are a worthless pile of shit.
11 years ago at 4:49 pmIT’S CALLED VACATION AND YOUR BUTTHOLE NEVER TAKES ONE
11 years ago at 5:01 pmTo be fair, I think one would be (possibly literally) up shit creek if one’s butthole were to take even a couple of days off.
11 years ago at 5:06 pmDon’t fucking talk to me chode fucker.
11 years ago at 6:10 pmIntern, I hope everything bad that’s happened in four years of Fail Friday happens to you. And then in the one fucking week off I hope your mom tell you that your adopted and laughs. Go kill yourself.
11 years ago at 5:24 amGet a life
11 years ago at 8:09 amA week late and an article short. Classic Intern
11 years ago at 4:49 pmIntern, you let us down last week and have the balls to be late this week? You greatly underperformed here. We expected more and received this flaming pile of shit. You’re a disgrace, a black eye on what was a solid week. Literally, fuck your own face
11 years ago at 4:50 pmGet off my dick, breh.
11 years ago at 5:00 pmIntern, just shut the fuck up.
11 years ago at 5:08 pmSuck a fucking butt, you troglodyte.
11 years ago at 5:10 pmTry less Intern
11 years ago at 5:55 pmsorry man, it’s not your fault.
11 years ago at 4:39 pmHey Intern, you know what’s good for posting Fail Friday late? If you lick Dorn’s butt hole.
11 years ago at 11:12 pmIntern, you’re a dick.
11 years ago at 4:50 pmAbout damn time Intern you cum guzzler
11 years ago at 4:51 pmEverything the rest of the staff did to make up for the shit performance last week, you fucked it all up. You liberal fuck.
11 years ago at 4:53 pmLove the username, man. Gunga gulunga.
11 years ago at 5:21 pmDid you seriously recycle a video already posted for chaser? You worthless piece of dog shit.
11 years ago at 4:54 pmNot everyone saw it GOD I HATE ALL OF YOU
11 years ago at 5:01 pm“God I hate all of you” Ha, bitch
11 years ago at 5:30 pmHe’s a TSM.
11 years ago at 5:36 pm