FAIL FRIDAY: Rolling Stone Of Regret
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Burning your hands when taking the pizza out of the oven, because you refuse to wear protection. TFM.
Life is going to be very, very difficult for you.
The only long and brown item that you permit entrance to your mouth being a cigar. TFM.
Really weird way of saying you only suck white dicks.
Getting your letters inked on your balls. Scrotal Tat Move.
Wrong website. You’re looking for ScrotalTatMove.com. #STM
I wake up dressed better than 99.9% of any GDI. Tfm.
And 100% of all human beings hate you.
Asking your slam to prom via text saying “prom?” and getting a yes. TFM.
Going to off-campus lunch even though you so totally aren’t allowed to lol. TFM.
Reporting your height and weight as 6’9” 169 pounds whenever given the opporuntitty. TFM.
I’m sure doctors find this hilarious.
Accidentally stepped on my frock and tore my freniscus (frat meniscus). TFM.
You must have a crazy long frock.
One the first day, The Lord said, “Let there be light…Natty Light!” TFM.
No, no he didn’t, but you can imagine what it’d be like if he did.
Going with the iPhone 6 Plus because you’ve got a big ass dick and are totally used to having things that don’t fit stuffed into your skinny jeans. TFM.
Gross dude. Mashed up wiener analysis wasn’t necessary.
Publishing a column accusing an entire university of covering up a tradition of rape within a fraternity and then later admitting to not really knowing what “journalism” is and apologizing whoopsies. TrollingstoneM.
Just about sums it up.
Intern, you were a failed abortion
11 years ago at 4:54 pmBeing the shittiest employee at a company that employs SFPL, Durant, and HelmetStickers. TInternM.
11 years ago at 4:54 pmI’ve gotten a bit jaded from all the intern hate comments I’ve seen over the years, but this one still made me laugh.
11 years ago at 5:47 pmI woke up from my evening nap before you posted this you worthless piece of trash.
11 years ago at 4:54 pmFINALLY INTERN FUCKING PIECE OF JIZZ
11 years ago at 4:56 pmAbout time bitch!
11 years ago at 4:58 pmIntern, I mean this with all of my heart, the world would have been better if you were a stillborn.
11 years ago at 4:59 pmDad certainly never said that.
11 years ago at 5:00 pmPretty lazy commentary Intern. You gave yourself two weeks to post THAT? I would say that I’m disappointed in you but that would imply that I had any hope for you all.
11 years ago at 5:00 pmIt’s sad that it would take less then an hour to do this for a normal person, but the intern is such a fuck up he takes two weeks. Why even keep him around.
11 years ago at 9:06 pmFucking Finally.
11 years ago at 5:01 pmPi Kapp getting put on fucking blast this week.
11 years ago at 5:01 pmYeah, it happens to the best of us.
11 years ago at 12:43 pm