FAIL FRIDAY: Shame And Remorse
Ten real submissions, 23 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Blowing coke in your brother’s urethra to achieve maximum high, then letting him pee it out and then continuing to rail it. TFM.
You might have a drug problem.
Walking up to the bartender and asking for a quadruple shot of Everclear on the rocks. Let’s just say that every girl in that bar took notice. TFM.
People usually do take notice when you vomit blood in public.
A girl pooped in my bed last night. TFM.
Sounds like a keeper.
Still drinking in the library, even though exam week was last week. TFM.
Total Homeless Move.
They said if you lick her butthole, she’ll do anything you want. That was true. TFM.
Good to know.
Reciting the Greek alphabet when the judge asks you how you plead. TFM.
You’re going to jail, son.
Only using your truck bed for beers, broads and bros. TFM.
Even if true, never say this again.
Long dick, big balls, fat bank account, skinny prostitute locked in my basement. TFM.
Things took a weird turn there at the end.
Selling crack to pay your frat dues. If you don’t work, you don’t eat. TFM.
If you don’t grind, you don’t shine.
Low key masturbating in the back row of class because there are hella hotties in there and you haven’t busted a nut in hours. TFM.
So many sex offenders on this website it’s absurd.
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Phi Psi House
ATO Sweetheart Application Gone Wrong
Hoverboard Fail Compilation
Chaser
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Fail Friday’s up early and I’m almost positive Steve Holt is no longer a writer at TFM. How many Chive articles are y’all going to post today to ruin this?
9 years ago at 5:14 amHe just posted an article. Thanks Greg Abbott
9 years ago at 9:36 amHe’s recently been posting funny comments. The real Steve Holt isn’t funny at all.
9 years ago at 12:53 pmThis is up about as prematurely as the interns birth
9 years ago at 5:16 amI guess the intern finally made use of his time locked in the basement. You still owe us another Fail Friday though shitbird.
9 years ago at 5:35 amdude give it a rest. there’s no way you can expect them to work during independence weekend.
9 years ago at 7:03 amI care but cmon a few clicks only take a few seconds.
9 years ago at 8:03 amIf I had to work that Friday, then the intern sure as hell should’ve.
9 years ago at 8:07 am1. Holy shit intern
9 years ago at 5:40 am2. The random cheeze-itz on the table in the crime scene photo was hilarious
3. I need to party with the girl standing over her puking date. She seems like she would get me.
I’ll get you a bottle of bleach.
9 years ago at 7:56 amSuicide seems pretty harsh man,
9 years ago at 9:45 amI hope you stub your toe really badly today.
I’ll be careful whilst navigating your mom’s vaginal estate.
9 years ago at 10:05 amBe sure to mix Cocaine and Viagra while you’re there.
9 years ago at 10:19 amFuck you intern, this is too early.
9 years ago at 5:46 amIf I wanted Fail Friday up before sunrise I’d ask for it. This is too early for my lunch time shit. Fuck you.
9 years ago at 5:48 amWow, Intern just realized the content management system has a scheduling option to add new content.
9 years ago at 5:53 amWhat am I gonna do for the rest of the day?
9 years ago at 6:00 amMasturbate
9 years ago at 6:59 amwhen in doubt, rub one out
9 years ago at 7:33 amThe goober rate is out of this world. Who’s bidding these kids!?
9 years ago at 6:02 amOther goobers.
9 years ago at 8:08 amI don’t care how early this was posted. You still owe us another one. or is it two? I can’t keep up with your fuck ups, intern.
9 years ago at 6:19 am