FAIL FRIDAY: Shame And Remorse
9 years ago

Ten real submissions, 23 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Blowing coke in your brother’s urethra to achieve maximum high, then letting him pee it out and then continuing to rail it. TFM.

You might have a drug problem.

Walking up to the bartender and asking for a quadruple shot of Everclear on the rocks. Let’s just say that every girl in that bar took notice. TFM.

People usually do take notice when you vomit blood in public.

A girl pooped in my bed last night. TFM.

Sounds like a keeper.

Still drinking in the library, even though exam week was last week. TFM.

Total Homeless Move.

They said if you lick her butthole, she’ll do anything you want. That was true. TFM.

Good to know.

Reciting the Greek alphabet when the judge asks you how you plead. TFM.

You’re going to jail, son.

Only using your truck bed for beers, broads and bros. TFM.

Even if true, never say this again.

Long dick, big balls, fat bank account, skinny prostitute locked in my basement. TFM.

Things took a weird turn there at the end.

Selling crack to pay your frat dues. If you don’t work, you don’t eat. TFM.

If you don’t grind, you don’t shine.

Low key masturbating in the back row of class because there are hella hotties in there and you haven’t busted a nut in hours. TFM.

So many sex offenders on this website it’s absurd.

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Such a hype crew.
Such a hype crew.
4-inch inseam. TFM.
4-inch inseam. TFM.
He fell asleep in his own tinkle.
He fell asleep in his own tinkle.
You know the night didn't go well if you're using a trash bag as a blanket.
You know the night didn’t go well if you’re using a trash bag as a blanket.
The fuck, guys?
The fuck, guys?
Twinsies!
Twinsies!
Personally, I would've rather slept on the floor, but to each his own.
Personally, I would’ve rather slept on the floor, but to each his own.
Getting a facial. TFM.
Getting a facial. TFM.
Comfy, fella?
Comfy, fella?
Good job, good effort.
Good job, good effort.
He is Iron Man.
He is Iron Man.
#FreeTheNipple
#FreeTheNipple
Goodnight, sweet prince.
Goodnight, sweet prince.
Wave to the world, goobers.
Wave to the world, goobers.
When having spirit goes wrong.
When having spirit goes wrong.
That puke don't look healthy, boy.
That puke don’t look healthy, boy.
Man down, dick out.
Man down, dick out.
Possibly a crime scene.
Possibly a crime scene.
Consider him Miles Davis.
Consider him Miles Davis.
The cold waters of shame wash over him.
The cold waters of shame wash over him.

This week we checked out the Yeti Campus Stories app and found some extra gems. Be sure to check out Yeti if you don’t already have it. This week’s fail photos we found on Yeti are below.

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Phi Psi House

ATO Sweetheart Application Gone Wrong

Hoverboard Fail Compilation

Chaser

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  2. DuffMiver

    I bet all the girlies came running to the Phi Psi house after that video came out

    9 years ago at 6:26 am
  4. RisingFratstarOfTX

    Great, now since you have all this free time, you can get to work on that one you owe us, you fucking jackoff.

    9 years ago at 6:35 am
  6. Hugh G. Rection

    I love how the TFM community gets pissed off when Fail Friday is not up by lunch time, but when you post it early in the morning they also get pissed off.

    9 years ago at 6:49 am
  7. texasstatefrat

    That phi psi video is the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen. What a bunch of goobers.

    After some googling: tiny chapter at Valparaiso, 6 week pledgeship, one of those chapters that wins awards and shit from nationals.

    Can this go on the why phi psi sucks column please?

    9 years ago at 6:54 am
  9. Frat Albert

    This early posting does not fall into alignment with my mid-morning shit, mid afternoon shit, late afternoon shit or any other shit that I may make during the course of the day. Fuck you intern why don’t you do something right for once?

    9 years ago at 7:13 am
  11. EQK

    Wow Intern, it only took several years of verbal berating for you to do your job.

    9 years ago at 7:17 am