FAIL FRIDAY: Shame, Shame, Shame
Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
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Refusing to refer to your penis as anything other than Captain Winky. TFM.
Might want to talk to a psychologist about that.
From birth until death, I’ll frat harder than the rest. 7 days a week, 365, 24/7 getting up in those guts and eating ass . TFM.
What a lovely thing to say.
Waking up after blacking out and realizing you pierced both your ears and are wearing your girlfriend’s earrings and underwear. TFM.
Time to reevaluate your life.
These pledges all know what my asshole smells like. TFM.
That’s the way it should be.
Been doing 1,000 crunches a day in preperation of Halloween so I can be Leonidas from 300. TFM.
Super original and not at all douchey.
Having a poop phobia that really limits your ass-eating abilities. TFM.
Poop phobia? That’s a new one..
Getting FRAT tattooed on the inside of your lower lip so all the bitches know. TFM.
God bless you, stupid stranger.
Ever fucked a cheeseburger? I have. TFM.
I have not, but thank you for asking.
A man without secrets is no man at all, so I dress like a ballerina on the weekends and listen to Beethoven in my dorm. TFM.
Uhhhh okay.
Crack rock I smoke, sorority girls I poke, pledges I choke, frat is no joke. TFM.
We’re done here.
Chaser
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The man down got himself some pussy! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
7 years ago at 3:49 pmSo when are we getting answers about wtf is going on?
7 years ago at 4:00 pmDo you think you could beat a quadrapelegic in a swimming race?
7 years ago at 4:57 pmYes?
7 years ago at 5:25 pmThe dude sipping beer listening to bagpipes in the basement must be an exchange student
7 years ago at 6:55 pmI was thinking earlier about what’s happened to this site, specifically the comment section. Sure, we’ve largely lost the commenters from TFM’s golden era (Frabst, Richdaddybowtiefrat, Oral Hershiser, Shibby, the real John Redcorn) but just think of if we, as a whole, had ignored thevaginator. I never had any issues with him, in fact I found him funny at times. But when people started engaging him and aggressively downvoting he accelerated which led to Dorn endorsing him with COTW and a whole new crop of idiotic trolls riding his coat tails. Had we simply not responded and not even downvoted, then maybe the comment section wouldn’t be the shitshow that it is now, full of tiresome trolls and a broken upvote/downvote system.
7 years ago at 7:37 pmAlso you’ve done solid work again this week, Bolen. You getting this column out every week without fail and Devry’s Tinder lines are the only things keeping me coming back.
7 years ago at 7:39 pmSounds like I own a lot a real estate inside your head little man. Let me know how much I owe ya
7 years ago at 11:23 pmDelete your account! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
7 years ago at 5:00 pmLook who’s talking shitstain
7 years ago at 7:25 pmI’m not talking, I’m typing with my thumbs! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
7 years ago at 7:09 amI’ll beat your ass kid you can be sure of that
7 years ago at 3:32 pmShibby is the most overrated commenter in the history of the Internet. I don’t know why people talk about him like he was some sort of commenting god. He wasn’t funny or witty, just prolific.
7 years ago at 5:28 amI get what you’re saying. But…this site’s purpose is to push lighthearted and funny content. Trolls (vaginator) shitting on every article and every other user completely brings down the fun of visiting TFM. If he or any of the trolls are actually in a fraternity…they probably spend their time playing world of Warcraft in their room to actively avoid human contact. It’s just not what the Fraternity culture is about.
7 years ago at 11:16 am5th picture down is Emily Yellin and her goobers from sigma chi
7 years ago at 2:30 amis that your rap name
7 years ago at 9:05 amOk. I’ve never seen an Asian bull duke, but she seems to be one.
7 years ago at 7:23 pmMore like Fail Saturday. But who reads this during the semester.
7 years ago at 9:04 amSigmanugs virginity update: Last night the young virgin attended his fraternity’s risky business theme party, hoping that now that he was an upperclassman he could score some freshman tang. Unfortunately pretty much all the decent girls that showed up went straight for the alcohol and left at 11 to go across the street when they went dry. He did however, approach a soft 6 who was on the dance floor among the sea of goobers. He did talk to her for a bit and gave her some of the fifth of goose he bought for the occasion before she too left And went to go fuck a Pike.
7 years ago at 7:33 pmBacon is probably the one fucking the cheesburgers
7 years ago at 3:47 pmThis is truly a fail friday. Some of the pictures in the post look disturbing.
7 years ago at 1:29 am