FAIL FRIDAY: So Fratty It Hurts

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Hitting the vape so hard that you pass out and wake up naked on the roof with a hamster in your ass. TFM.

This is why I don’t vape.

Pledges fear me, women want me, men want to be me. TFM.

Kick your own ass for typing these words.

Having a milk chugging competition with your frattiest professor and whooping his ass! Frat!

Hell is wrong with you son?

She had booty, I had mouth, booty + mouth = ASS EATN SZN. TFM.

Can’t argue with that flawless math.

Ass bonging lighter fluid then having your boy hold a lighter to your anus while you rip a big one. TFM.

Tuition dollars hard at work.

Our alumni advisor came in town and found out we were cooking meth in the basement. Whoops! TFM.

That’s not really a “whoops” scenario.

Prematurely ejacking from a glorious handjibber. TFM.

Please keep your sexual experiences to yourself.

Got 2nd in Fortnite so I spiked my controller and broke my flatscreen over my roommate’s head. He died. TFM.

Going to prison because of Fortnite is a damn shame.

Titties out for the boys on Saturday which is for the guys because in secret we take our cocks out and sword fight with them for the kids! TFM.

I don’t even know anymore.

Letting your main squeeze know she has your heart by getting her name tattooed across your shaft for Valentine’s Day. TFM.

That is a mistake, friendo.

Down for the count.
Holy hell have you no dignity?
That’s a debatable statement.
That seems a tad bit unnecessary.
Sleep tight, sweet prince.
The excitement is palpable.
Fist your friend.
Christ this dude has a sword paddle.
Brotherhood is eternal.
Okay ladies now let’s get in formation.
Damn it’s so lit they are about to take the town by storm.
Representing to the fullest.
Crushed that selfie.
Ayyyyy party time!
Oh they gettin’ it.
Unfuckwittable squad.
Guy on the far left is questioning every life decision that got him to this point.
Consider him Miles Davis.
Man down.
S’cute fellas.

IN THE FACE (@jmccauley5)

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Wait for it

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Coming for PyeongChang

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Girls and elevated surfaces, a story as old as time

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Chaser

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  1. MightBePike

    What’s wrong with getting out an soaking up some rays with the boys? And if not just with the boys, #TanningTuesdays is a way to get some girls over in some ‘kinis and do some quality day drinking.

    6 years ago at 1:45 pm
    1. thevaginator

      You’re a pike. The only girls you’re getting over to your bottom tier shithole house are the ones you drag home after dropping a couple roofies in their drinks at the bar

      6 years ago at 8:49 pm
      1. SharkWeekTFM

        I know you’re new here don’t have anyone interested in getting you up to speed, but I didn’t realize you are that new. What an embarrassment you’ve made of yourself! Phi phi

        6 years ago at 8:42 pm
  2. Ghost of Blackball Past

    I can’t tell who rides my dick more, virginator or his moms. In two days I’ve managed to take all of the real estate in his tiny mind. My name is in his mouth more than my frock is in his moms mouths, which is saying something. Watch him keep tap dancing for his master.

    6 years ago at 1:46 pm
      1. thevaginatorv2

        Anddddd he takes it! No surprises here considering how much cock his mother takes

        6 years ago at 11:53 am
      2. thevaginator

        At least I have the balls to back my shit up. All you do is throw a jab every now and then and then run back to your mom’s basement like a little bitch. Similar to what you are gonna do now. Prove that you’re not a bitch kid and maybe you’ll one day lose that v card of yours. Fucking pussy.

        6 years ago at 1:22 pm
      3. Nathan Bedford FAF

        “Vag” this is your father. Quit harassing these fine tfm fellows. We both know you’re a fake ass bad guy. Those beatings I give you make you feel tough around others but you’re just a string bean pussy. You couldn’t even take my whole cock in your ass.
        I just finished in your sister, now I’m feeling like you need another beating. I’ll be downstairs shortly.

        6 years ago at 12:16 pm
      4. SigmaNugs311

        Yeah cool guy, everyone’s going to give you their address on this site so you can show up and get your ass beat. Grow the fuck up and get the fuck out of here.

        6 years ago at 5:52 pm
      5. thevaginator

        I’d put you in the hospital kid. Not sure why you’re still running your mouth. We’ve already determined that you are too much of a pussy to do anything

        6 years ago at 8:02 pm
      6. thevaginators dad

        I’s the dumb fuck what married his momma, but if’n you wanna take credit fer the little turd you go right on ahead. Sucker.

        6 years ago at 12:11 am
      7. thevaginator

        What the fuck are you gonna do kid? Nothing. That’s what. Now sit down before you get hurt.

        6 years ago at 1:20 pm
      8. SigmaNugs311

        Blah blah blah, same bullshit we hear from you every day you fucking loser. Why don’t you do us all a favor and delete all 5 of your accounts bitch. All you do is talk to yourself all day through your accounts because nobody else gives a fuck about your stupid ass.

        6 years ago at 2:56 pm
      9. thevaginator

        You know sigmanugs has admitted multiple times on this site that he is a virgin. Maybe you could help him out with that small fry. That way you could lose your v card too!

        6 years ago at 4:36 pm
      10. thevaginator

        So you call me a loser, and yet you are the one who hasn’t done shit and looks like a huge pussy every time I call you out and you run back to your mom’s basement. Tell you what little man if you actually man up and say that to my face, and win, then I will never comment on here again. Let’s be honest though you’ve proved time and time again that you’re a sorry little bitch who won’t do shit. Fucking pussy

        6 years ago at 4:35 pm
      11. SigmaNugs311

        Just shut the fuck up for once or for the very least come back with something new. If you can’t do either than just get the fuck off this site and take all your bullshit parody accounts with you.

        6 years ago at 7:03 pm
      12. thevaginator

        You know what kid I think im gonna run my mouth just as long as I want. Wanna know why? Because you won’t do shit about it. You’re just a chickenshit pussy who likes to run his mouth and then gets a big ole yellow streak down his back when it comes time to back it up. Sorry little bitch.

        6 years ago at 10:51 pm
      13. thevaginator

        Please say that to my face. Good Lord I would love to knock you the fuck out.

        6 years ago at 12:47 am
      14. thevaginator

        I could say the same about you little man. First one to run his mouth, last one to back it up. See you on interview day small fry.

        6 years ago at 11:54 am
      1. Rosa Parks

        I’ve had more sex in the back of a bus than you will ever have in your entire life

        6 years ago at 12:46 pm