FAIL FRIDAY: Spring Break For Never

Ross Bolen6 years ago

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Eating nothing but Taco Bell for the entirety of spring break and actually losing weight from pooping so much. TFM.

Son, your body is literally running on fumes. Terrible, smelly fumes.

Running into your old high school Spanish teacher in Cancun and ending up knuckles deep on the dance floor. For a 46-year-old overweight woman, Mrs. Rodrigues can work it. TFM.

Dear Lord, man. Have some decency.

Knowing the real fraternity move is to go on a mission trip during spring break and help those less fortunate than you. TFM.

Give off your high horse.

Running into one of your pledge brother’s moms in the bar back home and taking her down hard and fast. TFM.

Pledge brothers don’t fuck their pledge brother’s mothers, fam.

Her name was Melissa and I thought I loved her until I walked into our hotel room and caught her getting double-teamed by a local and the hotel mechanic. TFM.

She sounds like a catch.

Losing your cell phone at 4:30 in the morning in Cabo and being forced to join the local cartel to survive. TFM.

Now that is how you spring break.

My bracket busted hard when Arizona lost. TFM.

Nobody gives a witch’s tit about your bracket.

My spring break ended last Sunday and I’m still in Mexico. Whoops! TFM.

Hey man you’re going to fail out of school.

Turns out writing “I EAT ASS” in sunscreen on your back really works, and now I can’t take my shirt off for a few weeks. TFM.

Don’t be ashamed — be proud. Ass eaters unite.

I got two chicks pregnant in South Padre. Not one. Two. My life is over, or has it just begun? TFM.

Pull out game on weak.

Chaser

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