FAIL FRIDAY: Spring Break Forever
Ten real submissions, 25 photos, and 7 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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Intentionally not wearing green to attract pinches from girls at the bar on St. Patty’s Day. TFM.
Damn you’re a genius I bet you were getting mad pinches.
My fucking bros keep calling me “dick stink” and now literally no girls will talk to me. TFM.
Probably because they think your dick stinks.
When your backup career is to become a plumber just so you can tell your friends you lay pipe for a living. TFM.
Man, that is so so funny.
Being known as the “angry butcher” for the way that you tenaciously beat your meat. TFM.
A nickname to be proud of, in my opinion.
Picture this: Cancun, spring break, boobs in my face, boner in my swim trunks. A girl literally made a comment about how it was big haha. TtotheFtotheM.
I hate you with every fiber of my being.
Sun dress season = me wondering what it smells like under there. TFM.
That’s a really weird thought process.
Wearing a fra (frat bra) under your Curry jersey during spring break to hold up your fritties (frat titties). TFM.
Light yourself on fire like a protesting monk.
I often wonder if I would trade in my trust fund, good looks, and alleged “white privilege” for a horse cock. TFM.
Like an actual horse cock? Because that’d be weird as hell.
Waking up with a piece of vulva on your dick. TFM.
That is motherfucking disgusting, son.
I’m going to be brutally honest here. If I know one of my bros has a big ass dong, I absolutely will NOT bring my girl around him. RFM.
That’s great man thanks for sharing. On to the photos.
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Totally Rad Skateboard Trick
Joey vs. Wall
The ΣAE Edition of Full House
Chaser
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Godamnit Intern, this is too early! If I read this with breakfast what will I read when I take my first shit at work? Do better, cocktard.
9 years ago at 6:10 amDo less, cotton.
9 years ago at 8:30 amDo more, Weiner. I made sure to get the punctuation right as you probably don’t mind doing more weiner.
9 years ago at 11:47 amThe times of day at which Fail Friday is put up is more inconsistent than my girlfriend’s mood at that time of the month.
9 years ago at 6:12 amIt’s too bad she was ragging when the big canoe went down. The ol bitch could have at least shared that door with you.
9 years ago at 7:45 amThis is most early indeed. Perhaps too early. I would suggest the blame falls on the intern.
9 years ago at 6:28 amGood sir! Are you implying he should fornicate himself, posthaste?
9 years ago at 1:34 pmThere is no alternative method
9 years ago at 3:49 pmMy bowels haven’t even woken up yet. Now what am I going to read when it hits?
9 years ago at 6:29 amWho allows girls to give them hickeys? my neck isn’t where I want any sucking going on.
9 years ago at 6:36 amThat stripper video laugh should have a fail friday of its own.
9 years ago at 7:06 amMust have been a hyena
9 years ago at 7:19 amI didn’t know my work computer had speakers until I heard that ho’s awful cackle coming from under my desk… creepy (and educational).
9 years ago at 11:36 amSomething doesn’t add up about the “still sleeping” pictures. Bottom left corner of couch, picture on the wall..these were either doctored/staged or taken on different occasions.
9 years ago at 7:12 amEh maybe, but if it’s real I wouldn’t be that surprised if the dude was actually dead.
9 years ago at 8:33 amThe carpet is different in both pictures.
9 years ago at 11:13 amThat’s actually the only thing that is consistent in both pictures.
9 years ago at 11:24 amThis makes my morning after St. Paddy’s day shit complete.
9 years ago at 7:33 amthe new Interns comments are ass
9 years ago at 8:10 amDick stink. TFM.
9 years ago at 8:29 am