FAIL FRIDAY: Spring Break Forever
9 years ago

Ten real submissions, 25 photos, and 7 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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Intentionally not wearing green to attract pinches from girls at the bar on St. Patty’s Day. TFM.

Damn you’re a genius I bet you were getting mad pinches.

My fucking bros keep calling me “dick stink” and now literally no girls will talk to me. TFM.

Probably because they think your dick stinks.

When your backup career is to become a plumber just so you can tell your friends you lay pipe for a living. TFM.

Man, that is so so funny.

Being known as the “angry butcher” for the way that you tenaciously beat your meat. TFM.

A nickname to be proud of, in my opinion.

Picture this: Cancun, spring break, boobs in my face, boner in my swim trunks. A girl literally made a comment about how it was big haha. TtotheFtotheM.

I hate you with every fiber of my being.

Sun dress season = me wondering what it smells like under there. TFM.

That’s a really weird thought process.

Wearing a fra (frat bra) under your Curry jersey during spring break to hold up your fritties (frat titties). TFM.

Light yourself on fire like a protesting monk.

I often wonder if I would trade in my trust fund, good looks, and alleged “white privilege” for a horse cock. TFM.

Like an actual horse cock? Because that’d be weird as hell.

Waking up with a piece of vulva on your dick. TFM.

That is motherfucking disgusting, son.

I’m going to be brutally honest here. If I know one of my bros has a big ass dong, I absolutely will NOT bring my girl around him. RFM.

That’s great man thanks for sharing. On to the photos.

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The big fella had a rough night.
The big fella had a rough night.
Make America great again, indeed.
Make America great again, indeed.
Pretty much everything bad that could happen happened.
Pretty much everything bad that could happen happened.
That there is rock bottom.
That there is rock bottom.
Trump fans are just a mess.
Trump fans are just a mess.
He done peed the couch.
He done peed the couch.
Some serious stacking.
Some serious stacking.
So frat, much college.
So frat, much college.
Oh for the love of God.
Oh for the love of God.
She was a real wild one.
She was a real wild one.
Spring break forever.
Spring break forever.
Hoping that is peanut butter.
Hoping that is peanut butter.
So throwed, you guys.
So throwed, you guys.
Man down.
Man down.
The belle of the ball.
The belle of the ball.
Great composite photo, fella.
Great composite photo, fella.
Typical Mavs fan.
Typical Mavs fan.
Reeks of regret.
Reeks of regret.
Worst rush shirt ever?
Worst rush shirt ever?
At least they brought him a trash can.
At least they brought him a trash can.
Jesus dude, wake up.
Jesus dude, wake up.
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Caught in the act.
Caught in the act.
Hot sorostitutes.
Hot sorostitutes.
Classic Mexican standoff.
Classic Mexican standoff.
Sometimes you just have to take your shirt off at the bar.
Sometimes you just have to take your shirt off at the bar.
Gotta sleep somewhere.
Gotta sleep somewhere.
Just crushing it.
Just crushing it.

Totally Rad Skateboard Trick

Joey vs. Wall

The ΣAE Edition of Full House

Losing all motor skills on spring break. #TFM Send your spring break photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Some guys just can't handle spring break. #TFM Send your spring break photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Turning sorority girls into strippers. #TFM Send your spring break photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Not letting anything stop your personal party. #TFM

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  2. EQK

    This is up in time for my office shit which is ok, but sailboatless Rush Boobs would be even better for this occasion.

    9 years ago at 8:30 am
  3. smithpm

    Celebrating Fail Friday arriving in time for my morning work shit instead of having to wait for my afternoon work shit – TFM. Nice work intern.

    9 years ago at 8:36 am
      1. Oral Hershiser

        You complimented the intern, and it wasn’t even a backhanded compliment. I don’t know what you expected.

        9 years ago at 11:56 am
  5. David Brokowitz

    Damn that shirtless jorts guy looks like Randy from trailer park boys

    9 years ago at 9:02 am
  7. Frock_Lesnar

    Peanut butter (?) face in the Vikes jersey really hurt. Would have rather just seen another Teke picture

    9 years ago at 9:26 am
    1. Jesus is TFTC

      You really must be disappointed, because no one in their life has ever wanted to see another tke picture.

      9 years ago at 10:35 am
  9. That drunk brother

    I’m just trying to figure what the dude in the background of the “Worst Rush Shirt Ever” photo is doing

    9 years ago at 10:00 am
  10. Him

    Worst rush shirt ever has been on Fail Friday before. This is why we don’t Ike you intern.

    9 years ago at 10:09 am