FAIL FRIDAY: Spring Of Shame
Ten real submissions, 18 photos, and 6 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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U know who the fuck I am cunts, Zeta Iota, eat me big boss, come bury me tomorrow ok? I’ll be waiting in the woods in the Midwest with some gum. TFM.
What? Just leave us alone, man.
Life’s a fucking bitch? No it’s not pussy ass staff, let me show you a real frat sight that doesn’t limit me to following you but ok I’ll bite the hook u flaming liberal horse cock with mud on it that just so happened to have a bloody tampon in the puddle. TFM.
You people were particularly ornery this week.
I literally went viral today so suck my left nut cause the right one is already in your god damn mother intern. Wake the duck up. Isaiah 49, bet ur eyes need glasses cunt. TFM.
I can’t even understand most of these posts.
So I’m QB3 at a small university in the Midwest. I get a little too drunk one night and hook up with a sorostitute. Apparently I licked her butthole a few times and now the whole football team is calling me “fart goblin”. Even our GA and tight ends coach calls me that. Can anyone else relate? TF.
No, QB3 at a small university in the Midwest, no one else can relate.
That one tall blonde, that never puts out. TFM.
What about her? Not sure you understand the format here.
right now I’m drunk after 20 shots but let’s skip to the cookbolk part 10 girl will bang making out and three other girls feeling me when I go for the hottest one her high best friend stops. Then girl who I want to bang says take dick out and bj still cockblock. Am I a dick the girl best friend a dick. Tfm worthy?
God damn it.
Spending obscene amounts of money on cargo shorts with the sole intent of burning them to kick off spring break. TFM.
Do way, way less.
Picking the national championship score to be 69-69. TFM. #GDIPussyCreepFuck
That is so cool. I can’t get over how cool that is.
Parading a 10/10 on your shoulder and smacking her head against a wall. Dropping her and continuing to dance. TFM.
You, sir, are a gentleman. Chivalry lives on.
Roses are red, Violets are blue. I’m just a fratstar With nothing to do. I welcome your beer And your jungle wop too, So a couple of 40s I think I can do. And so comes the night With Old English galore, They’re taped to my hands As I think “My dad expects more.” Halfway through now, I ponder my life. “Mitchell, what are you doing? Those 40s literally cost 4 dollars collectively and you just strapped them to your hands you fucking idiot.” The hour goes by, My liver is mad. I chug the last sips, Oh God was that bad. And now I lay here Fresh up from repose. “God damn,” says the fratstar. “What a time with my bros.” TFM.
We’re done here.
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Fuck you, Intern.
9 years ago at 9:55 amFuck you
9 years ago at 11:16 amIf this week’s wall submissions don’t qualify as “incoherent babbling” I don’t know what would. For the love of God.
9 years ago at 10:03 amWhoever typed those submissions, and I’m pretty sure they were all the same shit head, I want to find them and beat them senseless in front of their whole idiot inbred family.
9 years ago at 10:16 amIt appears they’re already brain damaged as it is.
9 years ago at 12:46 pmOne of the worst Fail Friday’s I’ve ever seen
9 years ago at 10:04 amThat sorority pose bullshit has got to stop. We’re men dammit, start acting like it.
9 years ago at 10:04 amSweet, sweet Garth… Are you really one to talk about masculinity? You cried when Ron told San Diego to go fuck themselves.
9 years ago at 10:06 amThat was bullshit and you know it.
9 years ago at 10:15 amIt was absolute horse shit, yes. It’s okay, Garth.
9 years ago at 10:16 am103% sure that second picture is dzhokhar tsarnaev
9 years ago at 10:06 amWhat’s that, some kind of polish side-dish?
9 years ago at 11:08 amNo its Russian for “Chechen terrorist”
9 years ago at 12:28 pmAh, the Boston Marathon piece of shit
9 years ago at 12:38 pmEvery fucking time I see ΗΘΣ on here they’re either cross dressing or posing like sorostitutes. Please, just stop.
9 years ago at 10:07 amI don’t think you get it, buddy
9 years ago at 10:42 amOh I get it, and I’ll admit it was funny the first couple of times but now its just embarrassing.
9 years ago at 10:43 amUmm…No, you don’t.
9 years ago at 11:29 amA man was so sick he turned completely to vomit except for his shoes! OMG!
9 years ago at 10:11 amYou should definitely share that photo on facebook!
9 years ago at 10:47 amI would but I’m afraid some of my 73846 Facebook friends would Unfriend me!
9 years ago at 10:58 amThat Instagram post about grand littles was probably the most awkward and creepy thing ever posted on this site.
9 years ago at 10:12 amHe had to be making fun of a typical sorority Instagram post… Right?
9 years ago at 10:24 amDear God I hope so
9 years ago at 10:41 amComes off that way. All three of them look like committed homosexuals though.
9 years ago at 11:21 amDude on the left looks like a starry-eyed freshman who’s just beginning to realize he rushed worst fraternity on campus and is already starting to regret it.
9 years ago at 12:39 pmWhat the fuck did I just read?
9 years ago at 10:17 amThe second photo is an old photo of the lead singer of the 1975. What the fuck is this?
9 years ago at 10:24 am