FAIL FRIDAY: Spring Of Shame
9 years ago

Ten real submissions, 18 photos, and 6 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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U know who the fuck I am cunts, Zeta Iota, eat me big boss, come bury me tomorrow ok? I’ll be waiting in the woods in the Midwest with some gum. TFM.

What? Just leave us alone, man.

Life’s a fucking bitch? No it’s not pussy ass staff, let me show you a real frat sight that doesn’t limit me to following you but ok I’ll bite the hook u flaming liberal horse cock with mud on it that just so happened to have a bloody tampon in the puddle. TFM.

You people were particularly ornery this week.

I literally went viral today so suck my left nut cause the right one is already in your god damn mother intern. Wake the duck up. Isaiah 49, bet ur eyes need glasses cunt. TFM.

I can’t even understand most of these posts.

So I’m QB3 at a small university in the Midwest. I get a little too drunk one night and hook up with a sorostitute. Apparently I licked her butthole a few times and now the whole football team is calling me “fart goblin”. Even our GA and tight ends coach calls me that. Can anyone else relate? TF.

No, QB3 at a small university in the Midwest, no one else can relate.

That one tall blonde, that never puts out. TFM.

What about her? Not sure you understand the format here.

right now I’m drunk after 20 shots but let’s skip to the cookbolk part 10 girl will bang making out and three other girls feeling me when I go for the hottest one her high best friend stops. Then girl who I want to bang says take dick out and bj still cockblock. Am I a dick the girl best friend a dick. Tfm worthy?

God damn it.

Spending obscene amounts of money on cargo shorts with the sole intent of burning them to kick off spring break. TFM.

Do way, way less.

Picking the national championship score to be 69-69. TFM. #GDIPussyCreepFuck

That is so cool. I can’t get over how cool that is.

Parading a 10/10 on your shoulder and smacking her head against a wall. Dropping her and continuing to dance. TFM.

You, sir, are a gentleman. Chivalry lives on.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I’m just a fratstar With nothing to do. I welcome your beer And your jungle wop too, So a couple of 40s I think I can do. And so comes the night With Old English galore, They’re taped to my hands As I think “My dad expects more.” Halfway through now, I ponder my life. “Mitchell, what are you doing? Those 40s literally cost 4 dollars collectively and you just strapped them to your hands you fucking idiot.” The hour goes by, My liver is mad. I chug the last sips, Oh God was that bad. And now I lay here Fresh up from repose. “God damn,” says the fratstar. “What a time with my bros.” TFM.

We’re done here.

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Crossdressing is the frattiest thing you can do, IMO.
Crossdressing is the frattiest thing you can do, IMO.
Man down.
Man down.
Hey lady your hand is in the toilet.
Hey lady your hand is in the toilet.
Squat it up, boys.
Squat it up, boys.
Dude in the Bulls jersey is so weirded out.
Dude in the Bulls jersey is so weirded out.
Some kinds just can't handle the booty.
Some kinds just can’t handle the booty.
She was a biter.
She was a biter.
Stop. Getting. This. Tattoo. People.
Stop. Getting. This. Tattoo. People.
Sponge Bob in the shape of Texas? The fuck?
Sponge Bob in the shape of Texas? The fuck?
Solid shave job. Creepy, but solid.
Solid shave job. Creepy, but solid.
Classic. Priceless.
Classic. Priceless.
Puked so hard he disappeared.
Puked so hard he disappeared.
Maybe rub in the sunscreen next year, hoss.
Maybe rub in the sunscreen next year, hoss.
Man down.
Man down.
You missed a spot.
You missed a spot.
Spring break tattoos are getting worse and worse.
Spring break tattoos are getting worse and worse.
Just eating McDonald's butt assed.
Just eating McDonald’s butt assed.
Super caring post. S'cute.
Super caring post. S’cute.
This motherfucker.
This motherfucker.
It happens.
It happens.

Inexplicably Stupid Behavior

Capital University Lip Sync 2016

Talking politics in inappropriate settings. #TFM Send your spring break photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Putting on a show for the ladies. #TFM Send your spring break photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Getting a little too rowdy on St. Patrick's Day. #TFM Send your spring break photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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  2. A Well Known Result

    Spongebob shaped as Texas is 2nd best ass tat, only behind the Kool-Aid man.

    9 years ago at 10:28 am
  3. RAAALLPPHH

    Welp this was a shit Fail Friday. Thanks Intern for being a little slut and ruining my day.

    9 years ago at 10:40 am
    1. EquitynotWage

      If he wasn’t already banned from being within 50 yards of a school, he surely will be after this.

      9 years ago at 9:57 am
  6. FoghornLeghorn

    Pretty sure the kid in photo 6 is the same kid from yesterday’s article about high school frat stars

    9 years ago at 12:31 pm
  8. frat17

    Seriously, how many Fail Friday shirts has rowdy gentleman sold? If it’s more than zero color me impressed.

    9 years ago at 12:54 pm
  10. MightBeReagan

    Intern- If next week’s fail Friday has the fucking ΗθΕ shirts, I will fucking hunt down your family and defile all your female relatives with every fiber of hate and sexual repression in my body.

    9 years ago at 2:39 pm