FAIL FRIDAY: Squad Goals
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Refusing to bowl any other score but 69. TFM.

It takes balls to let your bowling game suffer for the sake of your sexual image.

Ordering more bread to the table even though you can’t eat any more just so you can take it home and eat it at a later time. TFM.

Help him he’s poor.

Leave the gym with a sick pump, pull up next to a hot wench, stiff arm the steering wheel, flex a tri, boom — it’s on. TFM.

Just calm down you fucking meathead.

Having the balls to wear shorts to a funeral. TFM.

“Grandpa was frat he would totally understand why I’m wearing these Chubbies.”

Dreaming of dick but fingering vagina. TFM.

Sounds like a personal problem.

Asking if your little sibling’s birthday party at the waterpark is BYOB. TFM.

Good joke, ass hat.

1: Bruh, did you see Katie last night? 2: Yea, I wonder what her roast beef to labia ratio is. TFM.

Her roast beef to labia ratio? For the love of God, man.

Murdering the homeless in cold blood and then getting shitfaced with their corpses as your only friends. TFM.

It’s fun picking the real sociopaths/potential serial killers out of our users.

Taking LSD and masturbating while watching children’s cartoons. TFM.

I guess that’s frat.

When all the money in the world can’t make your parents love each other. TFM.

Damn dude, that hits too close to home.

"Look, ma! Matching tats!"
“Look, ma! Matching tats!”
And not one female showed up.
And not one female showed up.
Are you holding a piss or trying the sorority squat?
Are you holding a piss or trying the sorority squat?
Get this guy a Gatorade. He's super dehydrated.
Get this guy a Gatorade. He’s super dehydrated.
Your shirt is about 4 sizes too small, big boy.
Your shirt is about 4 sizes too small, big boy.
With that shirt, hugging the toilet is the least of his concerns.
With that shirt, hugging the toilet is the least of his concerns.
Totes adorbs.
Totes adorbs.
They're here for the gang bang.
They’re here for the gang bang.
They'll be top-tier in no time.
They’ll be top-tier in no time.
They did the elephant walk as pledges. No doubt in my mind.
They did the elephant walk as pledges. No doubt in my mind.
The pledges could use some spelling lessons.
The pledges could use some spelling lessons.
The filter makes them look even more frat.
The filter makes them look even more frat.
Squad goals.
Squad goals.
Something about that hair/swimsuit combo screams pedophile.
Something about that hair/swimsuit combo screams pedophile.
Puking out of windows will lead to this. Don't puke out of windows.
Puking out of windows will lead to this. Don’t puke out of windows.
Look out, guys. We have a lady killer here.
Look out, guys. We have a lady killer here.
Jesus, dude. Did you make out with a vampire?
Jesus, dude. Did you make out with a vampire?
Is that a ghost or a human?
Is that a ghost or a human?
He defintely enjoyed the spanking.
He defintely enjoyed the spanking.
Welp, we're done here.
Welp, we’re done here.

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  2. Joe_Dirt

    Wow would to look at that: The Ol’ Intern posted this shit before my pre-lunch shit. Well done or some shit.

    10 years ago at 10:03 am
    1. RisingFratstarOfTX

      I don’t think the intern realizes it Friday, not Saturday. That’s why FF is actually up at a decent time.

      10 years ago at 10:10 am
      1. GeebsNotGeeds

        I would encourage him to, they really improve the whole rest of the day. Your general outlook on life is just better right after a satisfying deuce.

        10 years ago at 11:14 am
  6. HawaiianShirtFridays

    Every time you put high schoolers on Fail Friday you only encourage them.

    10 years ago at 10:09 am
  7. In_need_of_a_Sig

    You’ve posted that last SAE pic before… We didn’t need to see it again.

    10 years ago at 10:09 am
  10. Dclapp

    Thanks for making me witness that mouth to mouth semen exchange in the last photo just before lunch intern.

    10 years ago at 10:13 am
  11. Shut up Meg

    Posted before noon, but reused old material. Fuckin intern its almost like youre incapable of doing shit right

    10 years ago at 10:13 am