FAIL FRIDAY: Squad of Shame
8 years ago

Below is the worst user-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and three videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame. Have yourself a weekend.

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Got fired from my internship for wearing a “Trump came here to make America great again and grab pussy, and he’s all out of pussy” shirt to work. TFM.

I thought this was America!

I can shotgun a beer faster than you and cum faster than you too. TFM.

We’re all very proud of you.

Getting down with black chicks on the low though because your boys are straight up racist scumbags with hate in their hearts. TFM.

Sounds like you need to find a new squad.

Do you ever fantasize about maybe just even one long hug with one of your bros? Just one deep, meaningful, emotional hug? Just two men expressing their friendship physically? I do. TFM.

Thanks for sharing.

Wake up, stack paper, get bitches, pimp slap geeds, slang dick, overdose on opiates. TFM.

Sounds like a full day.

Voting for Hillary not because you’re a democrat but because you really want to hit it from the back. TFM.

Hill Dawg got a big ol’ fat ass.

Making out with a pledge’s dong in the broom closet during a party. TFM.

I think that’s called a blowjob.

Getting a girl pregnant but then she is in a car crash and has a miscarriage boom fate intervened. TFM.

Damn that’s pretty dark.

Trimming your pubic hair with a freshly sharpened machete. TFM.

Not safe, sir.

Once upon a time their was a fratstar named Tim and he slayed all the hot puss in the land oh wait that’s me I’m Tim. TFM.

Tim you cuck.

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Guitar hero.
Guitar hero.
Get stacked on you passed out weenus.
Get stacked on you passed out weenus.
SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG
SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG
Good gawd there's a human being under there!
Good gawd there’s a human being under there!
Kill the dab with fire.
Kill the dab with fire.
Sharing is caring.
Sharing is caring.
Too much, man. Much too much.
Too much, man. Much too much.
That's a big dog man dip for a big dick player.
That’s a big dog man dip for a big dick player.
STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK
STACK STACK STACK STACK STACK
His facial expression though.
His facial expression though.
Why drives you people to post these things?
Why drives you people to post these things?
Saving water is frat!
Saving water is frat!
I'm gonna go out on a limb and kick you in the tip of your penis.
I’m gonna go out on a limb and kick you in the tip of your penis.
Tampon Pledge feels great shame.
Tampon Pledge feels great shame.
Sleep tight.
Sleep tight.
Pay that man his $10.
Pay that man his $10.
When you go camping and eat too many mushrooms.
When you go camping and eat too many mushrooms.
Hang in there, naked fella.
Hang in there, naked fella.
These guys go so hard.
These guys go so hard.
I'm with him who's with her.
I’m with him who’s with her.

The drunker you are, the tougher it gets to #FlyTheW.

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Don't ever let sleep stop your friends from enjoying the party. #TFM

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Luigi with the double detonator. #TFM

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Chaser

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  2. Luke820

    Gonna go head and say where the fuck is fail Friday for next week so maybe the intern will remember

    8 years ago at 11:58 am
    1. Shoeless_bro_jackson69

      Not a doubt in my mind he either shat, or pissed himself..or a combo of the two.

      8 years ago at 2:37 pm
  6. Deadlift27

    If my Tim Riggins post aren’t put on the wall they deserve to be on here at least.

    8 years ago at 12:24 pm
  8. Ramsay Bolton

    actually laughed at something posted on this website for the first time in weeks

    8 years ago at 12:38 pm
  10. Superbly_Marginal

    When are you gonna put Wally ‘Locks of the Week’ or any of Karl’s writings on fail friday?

    8 years ago at 1:21 pm