FAIL FRIDAY: Taking It In The Face
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Keep calm and Chive on!
That’s aggressive.
GQ of the frat game.
Does this dress make me look frat?
Full retard + kissy face + hipster glasses photobomb + full moon photobomb = FAIL FRIDAY
The happiest moment of his whole life.
Pistachios are so fucking fratty.
You’re done, son.
Marquette students letting you know what real Greek life is about:
TFM comes up at about the 1-minute mark.
Golf cart fail compilation:
God, I love these.
Mud Olympics with an awkwardly unimpressive turnout:
I kept expecting more people to show up. They never did.
Chaser to wash down the failure:
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12 years ago at 11:52 amNice!
12 years ago at 11:55 amFuck you intern
12 years ago at 11:55 amI guess they don’t teach Risk 2 analysis in Missouri.
12 years ago at 11:56 amThis is the third time I have seen the SAE homeless guy…. The man is turning into a Fail Friday legend.
12 years ago at 11:59 amMotion to find him, write a column about him, then hire him as TFM’s new intern
12 years ago at 12:17 pmHe’s not a random homeless guy. That’s SFPL.
12 years ago at 12:30 pm^ second.
12 years ago at 12:39 pm^^ They have a lot of homeless people down in Florida, don’t they?
12 years ago at 2:13 pmIts at the University of Minnesota. Well, at least one is.
12 years ago at 12:35 amAh yes, the rare jean cargo pants… This is quite a sighting, I’ve heard they’re endangered
12 years ago at 11:59 amEver been to South Korea? Not as rare as you’d think…
12 years ago at 12:36 pm^Proof that North Korea is best Korea?
12 years ago at 1:08 pmThe guy getting held down kind of looks like a young Dorn.
12 years ago at 11:59 amCargo Jorts. TFM
12 years ago at 12:00 pmI knew John Krasinski should not have become an advocate for whales!
12 years ago at 12:02 pmJesus, I will never go visit Marquette’s greek life
12 years ago at 12:02 pmYour loss.
12 years ago at 12:33 pm^the nerve on you to reply to my comment with that nonsense.
12 years ago at 12:36 pmThe video is hilarious, but I think they only used Kappa Sigma and a few sororities in the video.
12 years ago at 12:37 pmThe rest of us, fortunately, were not informed of this video.
^This is true. Kappa Sigmas at Marquette are the goody-two-shoes fucks of the greek life there, and the sororities in the video all suck. This made MU’s greek life look like shit.
12 years ago at 12:39 pmSo were you just really emphasizing the fact that you will never go visit Marquette’s Greek life, or were you actually telling Jesus, himself, that you will never go visit Marquette’s Greek life?
12 years ago at 12:39 pmLast I checked its easy to get IFC and members of the shittiest fraternities on campus to make a video that makes all the other fraternities look like shit. This is obviously the case as all those guys are Kappa Sigs and no one likes a Kappa Sig at Marquette except for fat chicks, because that is the only house with parties they can get into.
12 years ago at 12:57 pmhaha are you Marquette kids actually trying to defend the quality of Greek life at your school? Everyone in the Midwest knows Greek life sucks at Marquette. Hell, I still haven’t even heard of one Jesuit school with good Greek life. I went to a Jesuit high school and it was a geed paradise. God Hates Marquette’s Greek System.
12 years ago at 2:20 pmYou were in high school, therefore everyone there was, indeed, a GDI
12 years ago at 2:50 pmhaving gone to marquette and transferred marquette greek life sucks.
12 years ago at 3:00 pmthe top sorority there is bottom tier pretty much anywhere else
the top frat is middle tier at best anywhere else
basically if you want a greek experience dont go to marquette
^^^I hope you die a slow and painful death.
12 years ago at 4:01 pmSounds like a lot of Sigma Chis are still butthurt that they got caught hazing the Governor’s son and kicked off campus.
12 years ago at 5:26 pmChris Farley went to Marquette as a geed and I’m pretty sure he did a line or 2. Greek life is a non-factor
12 years ago at 7:02 pmIsn’t marquette an all black school?
12 years ago at 1:19 amI’d pee in Shay Maria.
12 years ago at 12:03 pmHere’s the catch….she’s dating a professional skater.
12 years ago at 12:41 pm