FAIL FRIDAY: Taking It In The Face
Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Six pack contest with the bros. No beer was involved. TFM.
-Tennessee
That sounds the opposite of heterosexual.
Having an “Ariel Castro’s basement” chill-to-pull ratio. TFM.
-Michigan
For anyone who’s wondering, Ariel Castro is the Cleveland kidnapper who held three women in his house for a decade.
The awkward moment when she won’t let you finger her. TFM.
-Tennessee
That does sound awkward, but in what way is this a fucking TFM?
Romeo Must Die? More like Romeo Must Frat. TFM.
–Virginia
You’re so witty.
Refusing to use rearview mirrors, because in America we always move forward. TFM.
–Virginia
Dying in a fiery car crash. TFM.
The non-mutual quickie. TFM.
-Kentucky
The legal term is “rape.”
Taking a long putter to mini golf. TFM.
-Missouri
You’re going to die of gonorrhea and rot in hell, like Dan Marino.
Paying your lawyer $3,000 to get out of a $250 speeding ticket. TFM.
-Oklahoma
Seems financially counterproductive.
Already starting to pregame for Spring Break next year. TFM.
–Missouri
This guy calls girls and jokingly invites them to “come over and pre-game SB ’14” and laughs and they hang up and never come over.
Future frat star? Maybe. Future of domestic abuse? Quite possibly. Future reality TV show? Almost defiantly. TFM.
-Texas
Your genetic pool should be wiped from the face of the Earth.
He got you good, you fucker.
I’m dying to know what that sash says.
Shouldn’t have had SpaghettiOs for breakfast.
A shining example of shaming skills. Simple, yet effective.
This guy makes Joseph ‘Blue’ Palasky look like a bitch.
Not the best ending to the night.
Guy in the chariot must be the king of goobers.
Somethings tells me this guy crushes intramural softball.
Somebody call the bro police, because this here is seconds away from being a bro rape.
Dennis Rodman of the frat game.
Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…
Every person who wears affliction shirts should have that same hooker-throwing-up-on-you-experience
12 years ago at 12:03 pmWas she throwing up blood?
12 years ago at 8:58 amfirst off it wasent an affliction shirt, second of all it was pasta sauce. IF you cant handle GBs dont pull them.
12 years ago at 11:58 am“THESE ARE WRONG,” says the large woman dramatically.
12 years ago at 12:07 pmAnytime a fat sorority girl says something you know its wrong
12 years ago at 1:07 pmFuck Pike
12 years ago at 12:07 pmNice name you fucking try-hard.
12 years ago at 12:42 pmThe whole pike shtick is getting old, we get it they suck
12 years ago at 12:34 pmFucking a fat chick just gives you more options for moist crevices to stick it in.
12 years ago at 12:08 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML_yKt_SzvI
0:54
12 years ago at 1:25 amLooks like Marquette is just full of a bunch of geeds
12 years ago at 12:08 pmI think every single guy in the video is in Kappa Sigma.
12 years ago at 12:24 pmEvery guy is definitely in Kappa Sig, they are a fraternity of bible beating, girl respecting, GDI’s
12 years ago at 12:59 pm^this guy speaks the truth
12 years ago at 3:02 pmKappa Sig is loaded with geeds who think hazing pledges is ‘wrong’
12 years ago at 10:42 pmSo those ass holes in the second video are the reason my golf course is always cart path only
12 years ago at 12:15 pm….pretty sure almost all the incidents were on the cart path.
12 years ago at 12:42 pmVineyard Vines kid had chubby fingers.
12 years ago at 12:18 pmSausage Fingers was definitely in the middle of instagramming this to the rest of his high school friends.
12 years ago at 1:31 pmGingers are not only ugly, their hands are fat and ugly as well
12 years ago at 12:19 pmNo one makes Blue look like a bitch.
12 years ago at 12:25 pmThat Marquette video is brutal. I am fairly certain that these can’t be real Greek members… they are in those other types of fraternities that I don’t know what they’re called or what they do… other than always trying to bring down top tier houses with sanctions.
12 years ago at 12:39 pmLiterally all are in bottom tier fraternities, that squeal on the top fraternities for having fun
12 years ago at 1:04 pmIs there a name for those in business or cultural fraternities? Does the GDI umbrella cover these folks or is there another designation? Please advise.
12 years ago at 1:27 pm90% of the guys in it are kappa sigma, undoubtedly the worst fraternity at Marquette if you ask anyone in the greek community other than them. All a bunch of cargo loving geeds.
12 years ago at 2:33 pmunfortunetley they are all greek.
12 years ago at 3:01 pmthey just picked the lower tier people for this video
greek life at marquette sucks