FAIL FRIDAY: Taking It In The Face
Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Six pack contest with the bros. No beer was involved. TFM.
-Tennessee
That sounds the opposite of heterosexual.
Having an “Ariel Castro’s basement” chill-to-pull ratio. TFM.
-Michigan
For anyone who’s wondering, Ariel Castro is the Cleveland kidnapper who held three women in his house for a decade.
The awkward moment when she won’t let you finger her. TFM.
-Tennessee
That does sound awkward, but in what way is this a fucking TFM?
Romeo Must Die? More like Romeo Must Frat. TFM.
–Virginia
You’re so witty.
Refusing to use rearview mirrors, because in America we always move forward. TFM.
–Virginia
Dying in a fiery car crash. TFM.
The non-mutual quickie. TFM.
-Kentucky
The legal term is “rape.”
Taking a long putter to mini golf. TFM.
-Missouri
You’re going to die of gonorrhea and rot in hell, like Dan Marino.
Paying your lawyer $3,000 to get out of a $250 speeding ticket. TFM.
-Oklahoma
Seems financially counterproductive.
Already starting to pregame for Spring Break next year. TFM.
–Missouri
This guy calls girls and jokingly invites them to “come over and pre-game SB ’14” and laughs and they hang up and never come over.
Future frat star? Maybe. Future of domestic abuse? Quite possibly. Future reality TV show? Almost defiantly. TFM.
-Texas
Your genetic pool should be wiped from the face of the Earth.
He got you good, you fucker.
I’m dying to know what that sash says.
Shouldn’t have had SpaghettiOs for breakfast.
A shining example of shaming skills. Simple, yet effective.
This guy makes Joseph ‘Blue’ Palasky look like a bitch.
Not the best ending to the night.
Guy in the chariot must be the king of goobers.
Somethings tells me this guy crushes intramural softball.
Somebody call the bro police, because this here is seconds away from being a bro rape.
Dennis Rodman of the frat game.
Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…
If I had chosen any other school but Marquette I would have gone Greek without a doubt but unfortunately as a preppy East coaster at Marquette I was left with only 2 options. 1) Make a joke of myself by joining one of the beyond weak chapters we have or 2) carrying on a Greek-esque lifestyle without associating with the losers in that video. Marquette would be wise to let the Greek community die out at this university so it can stop being such an eyesore.
12 years ago at 10:00 amPopping a boner while getting covered in mud. TFM.
12 years ago at 1:27 pmI really hope that genius that was planking on top of the golf cart got severe brain damage.
12 years ago at 12:03 pmMarquette greeks…not a looker in the bunch
12 years ago at 1:45 pm