FAIL FRIDAY: The Dog House
7 years ago

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Showing up to the party in overalls with a tin bucket and asking who wants to get milked. TFM.

I think most people are going to pass.

Tried the Wolf of Wall Street candle up the ass move and ended up in the hospital with third degree burns on my anus. TFM.

You deserve it.

Listing your flaccid and erect penis measurements in your Bumble bio including length, width, weight, girth and curvature so the ladies know what they’re getting into (or what’s getting into them haha). TFM.

You gotta put yourself out there, and he’s doing that.

Shitting yourself in the middle of english lit and steadfastly refusing to acknowledge it. TFM.

That’s not really something you can play off.

Recounting everything you screamed at your favorite pledge during the last lineup as you climax in the shower. TFM.

Hey man that’s super weird and inappropriate and frankly disturbing.

Telling the intramural referee that you fucked his dad in response to getting a technical foul. TFM.

You need to take a long, hard look at your trash talk repertoire.

Snorting a crushed up Benadryl because your allergies are straight fucking with you and nasal inhalation is the only way you consume drugs. TFM.

Jesus man just take the damn pill with a glass of water like everyone else.

Getting suspended for a semester for going to class with a backpack full of dead squirrels because the actives thought it was hilarious. TFM.

Please tell me this actually happened.

Maintaining a fifth grade reading level as a 25-year-old junior in a state university. TFM.

Kid can’t even read!

I try to crank at least three times during every Cubs playoff game to keep the juices flowing and the mojo going. TFM.

Fan superstition has found a new low.

Goober gang gang gang.
Goober gang gang gang.
Sit on Santas lap, boys.
Christmas is cumming.
Uhhhh wut?
Uhhhh wut?
I, too, wear a bib when I eat ass.
I, too, wear a bib when I eat ass.
Never share a toilet, bros.
Never share a toilet, bros.
Top left is so high he doesnt even know where he is.
Top left is so high he doesn’t even know where he is.
He sleep though.
He sleep though.
Girl, you're better than that.
Girl, you’re better than that.
BANG OUT.
BANG OUT.
Drink Busch.
Drink Busch.
The most absolutely piss poor costume attempts ever.
The most absolutely piss poor costume attempts ever.
Can we get a spellcheck here.
Can we get a spellcheck here.
Classic bathroom couch.
Classic bathroom couch.
Dab dab dab dab dab dab huh?
Dab dab dab dab dab dab doofus.
Youre in the dog house, baby.
You’re in the dog house, baby.
Throw it up mothercucker throw it up.
Throw it up mothercucker throw it up.
Please don't finger that man's mouth.
Please don’t finger that man’s mouth.
Squad got a penis in it.
Squad got a penis in it.
Rich Homie Pey letting it all hang out for America.
Rich Homie Pey letting it all hang out for America.
That's not what you want.
That’s not what you want.

Nailed it.

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Wait. For. It. (@hatelyblake)

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This was only ending one way

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Chaser

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  2. jizzrag69v2

    Girl at the Eiffel Tower made the right choice by taking it up the ass from the white guy

    7 years ago at 12:19 pm
      1. SharkWeekTFM

        I mean at least it’s a strategy. But we have no reason to assume she’s pretending to engage in anal sex as opposed to vaginal intercourse on that side.

        7 years ago at 1:18 pm
      2. jizzrag69v2

        If that girl doesn’t have #BUTTSTUFF2k17 tattooed on her lower back I’ll shove a baguette up my own ass

        7 years ago at 1:28 pm
    2. No_menstruating_allowed

      Yeah, you’ve had some bad experiences taking it up the ass from black guys haven’t you you fucking pussy?

      7 years ago at 1:34 pm
      2. No_menstruating_allowed

        I have two dads you fucking idiot. Neither of them are gay, but you definitely are.

        7 years ago at 2:42 pm
  5. BobMotherFuckingBarker

    Been thinking about it for weeks now, and I just can’t rationalize how killing the comment section is a good move for business

    7 years ago at 1:05 pm
    2. SharkWeekTFM

      Revenue is generated less by consistent commenters than by those without an account. And if one without an account is put off by a generally negative comment section that has created its own ethos that is different than the one intended for the site then by getting rid of the comments that site viewer is left to assume that everyone feels the same way about the site as he or she does.

      7 years ago at 1:24 pm
      1. SharkWeekTFM

        Commenters almost ALWAYS come down hard on any pivot the company tries to make. So without comments people are left to their own opinions and not swayed by a loud minority of site viewers.

        7 years ago at 1:47 pm
      2. InternationalFratStudent

        Yeah except our comments aren’t us giving our 2 cents on things (mostly) it’s us being fun degenerates which is what this place SHOULD be catering towards.

        7 years ago at 3:12 pm
    3. SharkWeekTFM

      Also they could more prominently feature the Wall without all the comments representing the minority of people who don’t find it at least interesting.

      7 years ago at 1:36 pm
    5. BayBro650

      Tfm gets like 600+ comments on its articles on Facebook & countless likes & even shares. Yet they can’t even get 5 comments unless it’s this post
      MAKE TFM, FRAT AGAIN

      7 years ago at 2:12 pm
    6. InternationalFratStudent

      Commenters might be the minority by far, but we are the ones who really give a shit about this place.

      7 years ago at 3:15 pm
  6. TheyDroveDixieDown

    Did that girl’s dad really expend the time and money to send her to France just for her to be mock Eiffel Towered by two goobers?

    7 years ago at 1:29 pm
  9. thevaginator

    Hello peasants! It’s time for another TFM commenter award! This time we have Most Likely to be Poor. The nominees are:

    Internationalfratstudent
    Snow flake
    Sanders
    Sigmanugs
    Fratty Couples

    Congrats to all the nominees!

    7 years ago at 7:29 pm
    1. No_menstruating_allowed

      Illegal Alien Pledge is the winner hands down. Everyone knows that only Americans can be wealthy. I’m sure richdaddybowtiefrat will second once confirming with The Cannon.

      7 years ago at 8:32 pm
    2. SigmaNugs311

      Nice try junior. Everyone can now see how space I own in that tiny brain of yours. I haven’t been here in weeks and you’re still posting about me daily. Oh and mistakes happened on your picture in the photos section huh? At least we can finally get a picture of you after you got your ass beat or should I say beat by an ass? Fucking high school goober.

      7 years ago at 12:14 pm
      1. thevaginator

        Aw someone’s grumpy. I don’t blame you though little man you probably didn’t sleep much last night with the constant POW! POW! POW! POW! coming from your mom’s room next door while I was waxing that ass doggy style.

        7 years ago at 5:31 pm