FAIL FRIDAY: The Juice Is Loose
7 years ago

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Going up to the hottest girl at the bar, handing her a shot, leaning in close and whispering, “I suck toes,” into her ear. TFM.

If this doesn’t work literally nothing will. Shoot your shot.

Going to Costa Rica to study abroad for the summer and getting a teenage stripper pregnant and just bailing and never speaking of it again. TFM.

Some dudes just can’t handle Costa Rica.

When your new girl says she wants to watch a romantic comedy so you put on your favorite episode of Big Sausage Pizza. TFM.

Don’t know what that is? Google it.

Never take a single day for granted and fail to eat an ass. You never know when you’ll die. TFM.

That is an incredible life outlook.

Secretly taking part in Star Wars inspired lightsaber fights in the woods on the weekend. The catch? We fight in the nude. And with plastic lightsabers, obviously. TFM.

The ultimate frat move, in my opinion.

I once made a pledge count the hairs on my asshole with a magnifying glass. TFM.

Mother of God you are sick in the head.

Not being able to get off unless she’s holding a gold-plated Desert Eagle to your head while she pegs you in the missionary position. TFM.

Please, please…I beg you all to stop sharing your insane sexual proclivities.

You either die on your feet fighting, or live on your knees munch box like a champ. TFM.

I’m like 80% sure that’s not how that saying goes.

They pay extra for my man juice at the sperm bank because it’s mother fucking top tier frat splooge. TFM.

I just threw up in my mouth a little. Thanks for that.

It’s the year 2017 and apparently it’s still not socially acceptable to break into a pledge’s dorm room and watch him sleep wearing nothing but a sundress and Chacos. TFM.

The world just isn’t progressive enough for you yet.

Flawless sorority stack.
Flawless sorority stack.
The one on the left is naked under his robe, guaranteed.
The one on the left is naked under his robe, guaranteed.
So proud, so awkward.
So proud, so awkward.
They really, really like Natty.
They really, really like Natty.
The fuck is going on here?
The fuck is going on here?
Ronald McDonald even hitting the dab.
Ronald McDonald even hitting the dab.
Great outfits guys those are just super on trend.
Great outfits guys those are just super on trend.
I don't even know anymore.
I don’t even know anymore.
Looking bad as hell and ready to pull.
Looking bad as hell and ready to pull.
Homey just wanted some sketti.
Homey just wanted some sketti.
You alright there, champ?
You alright there, champ?
WHAT ARE YOU?
WHAT ARE YOU?
Mistakes have been made.
Mistakes have been made.
Super jelly of him and his big's relationship, tbh.
Super jelly of him and his big’s relationship, tbh.
Hahahahaha.
Hahahahaha.
I disagree.
I disagree.
Goobers with permanent regret.
Goobers with permanent regret.
S'cute guys.
S’cute guys.
One of the worst ways you can end a night.
One of the worst ways you can end a night.
Andres is a taco.
Andres is a taco.
Yeah you're going to crush "recrument" now.
Yeah you’re going to crush “recrument” now.

One swing, two shafts (@josh.majors)

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No one is safe this summer (@Ethanbeste)

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Handling adversity well (@w_deveaux11)

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TUCK AND ROLL (@Taylermcmahon)

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  3. Pax_Prentiss

    Pax got into some potent space grass tonight and is absolutely barbecued. Jesus fuck – PO

    7 years ago at 1:01 am
    2. Pax_Prentiss

      Francisco hooked me up fat with a 40 pouch of that “gorilla mind fuck” strain. Shits straight moon cheese. -PO

      7 years ago at 1:07 am
  4. Bro-hann Sebastian Bach

    James Harden thinks the sale of the rockets to the Spurs will go smoothly. With or without carmello anthony

    7 years ago at 1:18 am
      2. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

        I don’t think Jimmy (or any of the others) approves of the rule changes. Hell, Jr’s retiring because of it.

        7 years ago at 9:54 am
      3. AbbieSharp

        I get paid over $95 per hour working from home with 2 kids at home. I never thought I’d be able to do it but my best friend earns over 10k a month doing this and she convinced me to try. The potential with this is endless. Heres what I’ve been doing,
        Click Here And Start Work
        Good luck

        7 years ago at 5:04 am
      3. Alayna66

        Yeah it`s Possible. …..An­­­yb­­­od­­­y c­­­an e­­­ar­­­n 250$+ da­­­il­­­y… Y­­­o­­­u c­­­an

        e­­­arn f­­­ro­­­m 6000-12000 a m­­­on­­­th o­­­r ev­­­en m­­­or­­­e if y­­­ou w­­­or­­­k a­­­s a­­­

        fu­­­ll ti­­­me j­­­ob…

        Click Here And Start Work

        7 years ago at 7:03 am
    3. Alayna66

      Yeah it`s Possible. …..An­­­yb­­­od­­­y c­­­an e­­­ar­­­n 250$+ da­­­il­­­y… Y­­­o­­­u c­­­an
      e­­­arn f­­­ro­­­m 6000-12000 a m­­­on­­­th o­­­r ev­­­en m­­­or­­­e if y­­­ou w­­­or­­­k a­­­s a­­­
      fu­­­ll ti­­­me j­­­ob…

      Click Here And Start Work

      7 years ago at 7:05 am
    2. SharkWeekTFM

      Not dead. But covered in bruises. He bounced more times than my flaky friend whose girlfriend always texts him to leave the party super early.

      7 years ago at 7:17 am
      4. SharkWeekTFM

        Yeah I kinda get that feeling lately 🙁
        Gonna go swim a couple laps. Come back ready for Shark Week (only on Discovery)

        7 years ago at 8:39 am
      2. Fratty McFratFrat

        Thank you, Blowjob420. Looks like I still occupy most of the space in your undersized brain.

        7 years ago at 6:27 pm
  9. SharkWeekTFM

    Shark Week (only on Discovery) is day after tomorrow and I am not prepared (neither emotionally nor in terms of shit I want to write) :/

    But necessity is the mother of invention plus the shit I worked the least on got published the quickest where as it took over a year to get the Romance Novel *Cough* I mean Love Story published.

    Hope everyone has a happy Shark Week and keeps in mind the reason for the season 😉

    7 years ago at 7:30 am
  10. Saber and Key

    Are there really people who don’t know what big sausage pizza is? Those are some classic, top quality productions. Exquisite acting.

    7 years ago at 7:45 am
    1. richdaddybowtiefrat

      Wassup Peasants. Miss me yet you lowly rat bastards? Been on a long “hiatus” bangin out mad strange in the Oval Office with my boy Stevey “The Cannon” Bannon while chugging Maccallan 40. I’m sure Mangina Pledge (thevaginator) and Illegal Alien Pledge (internationalfratstudent) miss me, but strange and money over everything. #ItsLavish #MoneyOnMyMind #MAGA

      7 years ago at 10:29 am
      2. richdaddybowtiefrat

        When thevaginator heard I was back he had blood coming out of his eyes, blood coming out of his Mangina. Sad!

        7 years ago at 11:25 pm
      4. Fratty McFratFrat

        I suppose declaring superiority despite massive evidence to the contrary is a TFM.

        7 years ago at 12:09 am
      5. thevaginator

        Wow looks like all my peasants are out to play today. Keep on dancing boys

        7 years ago at 2:34 am
      6. Fratty McFratFrat

        If you live in Knoxville, as you claim, then you posted this between 3am and 4am. Try less, junior, try way less.

        7 years ago at 5:31 am
      7. thevaginator

        This coming from the biggest tryhard on this site. I own you kid. And don’t you forget it

        7 years ago at 1:51 pm
      8. richdaddybowtiefrat

        That’s what I said to your mother last night Mangina Pledge. They just let you do it when you’re on my level. Don’t worry, I was very disrespectful.

        7 years ago at 12:11 am
      9. richdaddybowtiefrat

        That’s what I said to your mother last night Mangina Pledge. They just let you do it when you’re on my level. Don’t worry, I was very disrespectful.

        7 years ago at 12:11 am
    2. richdaddybowtiefrat

      I was ass eating Fratty Couples’ mom last night and she really disagrees with his comment. True frat stallions have been eating ass of 10s across the USA since 1776. Toe sucking is for NF peasant Hillary supporting minority geedy public school pieces of shit. By the way Fratty Couples, I talked to your mom about her “feelings” so that I could get into her cockholster and she was telling me that she’s worried about you being so NF. Sad!

      7 years ago at 11:57 am