FAIL FRIDAY: The Juice Is Loose
Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
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Going up to the hottest girl at the bar, handing her a shot, leaning in close and whispering, “I suck toes,” into her ear. TFM.
If this doesn’t work literally nothing will. Shoot your shot.
Going to Costa Rica to study abroad for the summer and getting a teenage stripper pregnant and just bailing and never speaking of it again. TFM.
Some dudes just can’t handle Costa Rica.
When your new girl says she wants to watch a romantic comedy so you put on your favorite episode of Big Sausage Pizza. TFM.
Don’t know what that is? Google it.
Never take a single day for granted and fail to eat an ass. You never know when you’ll die. TFM.
That is an incredible life outlook.
Secretly taking part in Star Wars inspired lightsaber fights in the woods on the weekend. The catch? We fight in the nude. And with plastic lightsabers, obviously. TFM.
The ultimate frat move, in my opinion.
I once made a pledge count the hairs on my asshole with a magnifying glass. TFM.
Mother of God you are sick in the head.
Not being able to get off unless she’s holding a gold-plated Desert Eagle to your head while she pegs you in the missionary position. TFM.
Please, please…I beg you all to stop sharing your insane sexual proclivities.
You either die on your feet fighting, or live on your knees munch box like a champ. TFM.
I’m like 80% sure that’s not how that saying goes.
They pay extra for my man juice at the sperm bank because it’s mother fucking top tier frat splooge. TFM.
I just threw up in my mouth a little. Thanks for that.
It’s the year 2017 and apparently it’s still not socially acceptable to break into a pledge’s dorm room and watch him sleep wearing nothing but a sundress and Chacos. TFM.
The world just isn’t progressive enough for you yet.
Chaser
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Fail Friday just fills me with unkempt rage these days.
7 years ago at 8:44 amInsert pardon joke about the juice being loose here.
7 years ago at 9:34 amNo thanks
7 years ago at 10:43 amWhat the hell have we come to?
7 years ago at 9:38 amGreat opener, Roswell. And among the best Fail Fridays overall in the last couple years.
7 years ago at 9:50 amAs usual, SAE takes a dump truck full of Ls this week
7 years ago at 9:59 amI respect the bars and stars in your profile picture hoss. Time for us to take back the country those assholes Abe Lincoln and Obama stole from us to give to the geeds. #MAGA
7 years ago at 12:46 amDo you really not know what’s going on in the fifth picture? They’re filling up the base of the hoop so stays up. Much like drinking a lot of water helps you keep it up with ugly chicks.
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7 years ago at 1:59 pmI’m amazed you used “proclivities” correctly.
7 years ago at 3:24 pmIndubitably!
7 years ago at 6:29 pmI’m taking off the part of my resume that says I was in a frat after seeing ol’ boy with purple hair and posting homoerotic things about his big
7 years ago at 6:24 pmWho the hell spells homie with a y
7 years ago at 9:12 pm