FAIL FRIDAY: These Hands Don’t Haze
Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
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Getting a pet parrot and teaching him to say things like “Tickle my taint!” so that he’ll yell them out when you’re taking a little sleeze to bone town. TFM.
That’s why they call parrots man’s best friend.
Showing up to serve your DWI sentence with a whole log of dip stuffed up your ass because you can’t go a week without lip candy. TFM.
You should enter some kind of ass smuggling competition because that is impressive.
My father hasn’t made physical contact with me since I was 6 years old. TFM.
Bring it in here for a hug big fella I got you.
Using FaceTune on all your IG pics to make the Polo horse even more prominent than it is. TFM.
I can say with 110% confidence that you and I would not get along.
Shitting in your roommate’s Sperrys so he knows what it’s like to walk a mile in your shoes. TFM.
What?
Sneaking into the Theta house and stealing all the house plants as a prank! TFM.
Man what a prank you pulled off.
Tom Brady style kissing your pledge brother because you love him. TFM.
That was just a peck get back in there for the real thing.
Just ordered my vanity license plate: VAPEGOD. TFM.
I will ram your car intentionally even if it means killing us both.
Setting fire to several very promising potential hookups by asking if they’ll let you write “RUSH FIJI” on their boobies mid-makeout. TFM.
You have to know when to play that hand.
Walking into the first day of class, picking out the biggest dude in the room, and hitting him over the head with a textbook to set the tone. TFM.
Prison, dude. That’s the move in prison, not college.
Chaser
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First! Hoosier_SNU’s mom is gonna have a tough time walking tomorrow after the anal pounding I give her!
6 years ago at 2:18 pmAre you guys still doing the First game? That is just so 2017…
6 years ago at 2:21 pmI guess it wasn’t as fun for you when the prize went from a 10% off rowdy gentleman coupon to a night pounding your mom’s asshole huh little man?
6 years ago at 2:25 pmYour obsession with assholes leads me to believe that you’re a closeted homosexual who projects himself onto others instead of coming out.
6 years ago at 3:20 pmLook at your fucking username kid. Sit the fuck down before you get knocked out
6 years ago at 4:08 pmThe Yale thing?
6 years ago at 5:41 pmThat’s the dumbest fucking user name name on this site since DamRegister
6 years ago at 11:36 pmPi Kappa Phi’s hands don’t haze because their hands are too busy jacking each other off. And the guys in the challenge misspelled “virgin.”
6 years ago at 2:32 pmThose circle-jerking, sausage-eaters shouldn’t have use the word “vegan” or “frat”.
6 years ago at 6:55 pmPubg is better
6 years ago at 3:11 pmYou’re fucking stupid
6 years ago at 1:24 pmPoor virginator wishes to be recognized for his failure of a life
6 years ago at 4:18 pmThe Grandex server doesn’t have enough bandwidth for that project.
6 years ago at 10:01 amGot two losers dancing so far. Who wants to make it 3?
6 years ago at 3:19 pmPipe down, peasant
6 years ago at 9:05 pmLol what the fuck are you gonna do kid?
6 years ago at 10:43 pmHe’s going to do the same thing you’re going to do: nothing, other than making stupid comments.
6 years ago at 6:08 amSays the one who got his ass beat. You’re lucky you graduated kid. How’s your cubicle?
6 years ago at 4:14 pmYou ladies pipe down
6 years ago at 6:55 pmShut the fuck up kid you’ll get your ass beat if you aren’t careful
6 years ago at 10:12 pmTo the boys who stole Theta’s house plants: The pranks on you! Now you have to water them! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
6 years ago at 4:56 pm“Vegas has the odds on their charter being pulled by 2010 at 5-1.” Unless time is now running backwards, I’d like to place my entire trust fund on that bet.
6 years ago at 5:45 pmYeah all $37.41 of it. If you win you could buy yourself a nice steak dinner instead of relying on food stamps.
6 years ago at 6:27 pmAnd if you win anything over a dollar your mom will let you put it in her pooper
6 years ago at 11:35 pmBOTD is cute. Makes me want some brown sugar and I don’t mean on my oatmeal.
6 years ago at 9:14 am