FAIL FRIDAY: United States Of Shame
9 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and four videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

How about like, saving a snowball in your freezer until like, june, and then surprise throwing it at your bros face! TFM!

Yeah I guess you could do that.

That one bitch that tells all your bro’s that you’ve got a baby dick when in reality you’re 5 inches stacked. TFM.

Five inches. Stacked.

The smaller your watch, the shorter your balls. TFM.

Never heard that saying before.

Taking an upper-decker at a nursing home while yelling, “TFM!!” TFM.

There’s a special place in hell reserved for those who uppder-deck nursing homes.

Some people call it a masturbation addiction. I call it a TFM.

Well, everyone else calls it a masturbation addiction.

Lifting your comforter to get a whiff of last nights post-sex marination station and finding out you pooped the bed. TFM.

Pooping the bed is bad.

GDI asked why I always wear boat shoes. I told him it’s so I don’t slip or scuff the floor when I’m slamming his mom in the bathroom. TFM.

Damn you got that geed.

When your bro gets circumcised and you hold his hand in the operating room. TFM.

Seems like that would be awkward IMO.

My ex Karen told me if this got 100 likes on a photo on Instagram she’d unblock me. TFM.

How in the sweet name of mother fuck is that a Total Frat Move?

I’m tall, German and have a gigantic dong so the bros call me “Weinerschnitzel.” TFM.

That’s just great, man. God damn it I hate you all.

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Well, okay then.
Well, okay then.
Put some pants on, bruh.
Put some pants on, bruh.
Hit the dab 100 times.
Hit the dab 100 times.
Down and ass out.
Down and ass out.
Dawg what the fuck are you wearing you look ridiculous.
Dawg what the fuck are you wearing you look ridiculous.
Grandma made them that quilt.
Grandma made them that quilt.
Some girls just can't handle the Heineken mini-keg.
Some girls just can’t handle the Heineken mini-keg.
When you don't have blankets.
When you don’t have blankets.
Mother of God.
Mother of God.
I'm gonna let y'all in on a secret there ain't gonna be no game.
I’m gonna let y’all in on a secret there ain’t gonna be no game.
Let it all out, brother.
Let it all out, brother.
Someone spent way too much time doing this.
Someone spent way too much time doing this.
The naked plank.
The naked plank.
Napoleon Dynamite ass mother fucker.
Napoleon Dynamite ass mother fucker.
Santa is high on PCP.
Santa is high on PCP.
Megan owned this Mustang driving turd.
Megan owned this Mustang driving turd.
All shapes and sizes are welcome, but this photo? This photo is not welcome.
All shapes and sizes are welcome, but this photo? This photo is not welcome.
Hit the dab 1,000 times.
Hit the dab 1,000 times.
Almost finished that piece of pizza.
Almost finished those pieces of pizza.

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Sometimes You Slip

A Line Of Steak Seasoning

There Are No Words

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      2. Frats4Trump

        Have to keep the intern on his toes. If you give him an inch of praise, his head might get too big. This is worth waiting for-the table turned on the TFM staff is def a Fail Friday

        9 years ago at 12:43 pm
      4. Frat Me Maybe

        Except that being the intern is like being a pledge. Even if you get the answer right, you got the answer wrong.

        9 years ago at 2:36 pm
    2. Uptown Frat

      As an SJW I find it extremely offensive that you put a man of Hispanic ethnicity on this for no apparent reason aside from that his shirt was written in Spanish

      9 years ago at 10:36 am
      2. GodHatesFigs

        I fucking hate it when people comment on the top post with something completely irrelevant because they can’t get top comments on their own merits. Do better, you pathetic bucket of bloody douches.

        9 years ago at 10:55 am
  3. Frat_Pack_It

    Don’t think getting this up extra early will make us hate you any less intern.

    9 years ago at 6:08 am
    1. Johnny Cash

      Yeah and “Napoleon Dynamite ass looking mother fucker” is so much better.

      9 years ago at 1:05 pm
  8. American Frat-roah

    Posting this Fail Friday earlier than usual doesn’t mean shit, Intern. It’s what we fucking expect.

    9 years ago at 6:49 am
    1. FratPoppa

      Well actually, I don’t expect that at all at this point. So I guess what I’m saying is, thanks for the surprise, Intern. Now go fuck your mother you worthless pile of smegmah.

      9 years ago at 9:30 am
  10. TFMappsucks

    Wow I actually read this and shit at the same time. Not too bad intern, now wipe my ass

    9 years ago at 7:18 am