FAIL FRIDAY: When It Rains, It Pours
9 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 7 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Got something you think should be featured in Fail Friday? Email it to intern@totalfratmove.com.

That one 6’4″ bro who only fucks girls in their ass cause he’s saving himself for marriage. Wait that’s me haha. TFM.

That’s great man thanks for sharing.

“Long story short” as you embezzle the your own pledging story even more. TFM.

I think the word you were looking for is “embellish.”

I’m just a 14-year-old kid tryna make it in the frat community one pair of Chubbies at a time. TFM.

You deserve a good kick in the dick.

When your urologist says, “Wow, I expected it to be much bigger!” TFM.

Haha! Great stuff!

Refusing to roll up your truck’s windows so that the lady passengers’ nipples will stay hard. TFM.

You’re a fucking genius.

Blowing uncontrollable massive loads every time Megyn Kelly shuts up a liberal. TFM.

I have the exact same condition.

Hot tubbing with sorority girls and being a chotch and bragging about benching 210 when you weigh 250 and just fratting the frat and pooning the poon. TFM.

Fratting the frat and pooning the poon.

Eating a girl’s clam while watching The O’Reilly Factor. TFM.

That sounds like an absolutely terrible experience.

Trying to figure out 2-step equations in your head whilst doing sex (with a girl) to keep your mind off how good it feels so you don’t blow your frat load. TFM.

That’s a great strategy dude.

That one 6’4″ bro who’s actually closer to 6’5″ but he’s modest Oh wait, that’s me haha. TFM.

I hate you so much.

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Way to represent, bro.
Way to represent, bro.
Rough night for the dude.
Rough night for the dude.
Cool costumes, guys!
Cool costumes, guys!
YETI butts.
YETI butts.
Fuck yeah. Hard as fuck.
Fuck yeah. Hard as fuck.
Guys, god damn it.
Guys, god damn it.
Are there...are there multiple people under there?
Are there…are there multiple people under there?
So fratty it hurts.
So fratty it hurts.
Who wouldnt want to crush beers with these awesome badasses?
Who wouldnt want to crush beers with these awesome badasses?
Calm down, big fella.
Calm down, big fella.
The coolest guys on campus.
The coolest guys on campus.
You alright there, chief?
You alright there, chief?
Papa Smurf is gonna get his dick wet.
Papa Smurf is gonna get his dick wet.
Goober Town: Population, These Guys.
Goober Town: Population, These Guys.
Big Scotty TKE, you fucks.
Big Scotty TKE, you fucks.
Going to be a rude awakening.
Going to be a rude awakening.
You guys doing alright?
You guys doing alright?
Congratulations you guys!
Congratulations you guys!
Maybe not an appropriate time to throw what you know.
Maybe not an appropriate time to throw what you know.
You dishonor your family.
You dishonor your family.

The JMU Rap

Knocked Off The Ledge

Classically Terrible Sorority Video

Phi Delt Disaster

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Being a total psycho. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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  3. TheBionicFrock

    Fucking finally intern. I hope you walk in on holt, bacon and your mom tonight when you go home.

    9 years ago at 7:14 pm
  5. Texas Tux and Oil

    It’s 7:15 you fuck, most of us are half drunk watching our NFL teams fuck shit up right now to read this shit.

    9 years ago at 7:17 pm
    2. Frockenstein

      I find this offensive because I am from St. Louis and I do not have a football team to watch fuck things up! #nonfootballcitylivesmatter

      9 years ago at 7:46 pm
  8. sunshinebass

    i’ll gladly lace em up, and this almost certainly the focalin talking, but y’all the site was fucking dead today. like 6 blogs, and only mark wahlberg’s was funny. we’re literally all sitting in the library on our computers looking for a distraction this week. seems like an awesome opportunity to drive some traffic with a ton of content or maybe do something cool and different. one dickhead’s opinion.

    9 years ago at 7:25 pm
    1. SlutsWillbeSluts

      “I’ll gladly lace em up…” *insert obviously favorable opinion*. Why the fuck do people do this on the site all the time?

      9 years ago at 7:32 pm
    2. SM_Mitch

      You know it’s bad when the heading advertisement is the new Kung-Fu Panda movie. Shows who finds this site the funniest.

      9 years ago at 4:02 pm
  9. maroonandgold

    You worthless sack of shit, intern. Whiskey dick is more reliable at getting stuff up than you.

    9 years ago at 7:26 pm
  11. Vinny_Chase

    Guy sitting on what I guess is a throne of booze has a very punchable mug.

    9 years ago at 7:29 pm