FAIL FRIDAY: When It Rains, It Pours
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 7 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Got something you think should be featured in Fail Friday? Email it to intern@totalfratmove.com.

That one 6’4″ bro who only fucks girls in their ass cause he’s saving himself for marriage. Wait that’s me haha. TFM.

That’s great man thanks for sharing.

“Long story short” as you embezzle the your own pledging story even more. TFM.

I think the word you were looking for is “embellish.”

I’m just a 14-year-old kid tryna make it in the frat community one pair of Chubbies at a time. TFM.

You deserve a good kick in the dick.

When your urologist says, “Wow, I expected it to be much bigger!” TFM.

Haha! Great stuff!

Refusing to roll up your truck’s windows so that the lady passengers’ nipples will stay hard. TFM.

You’re a fucking genius.

Blowing uncontrollable massive loads every time Megyn Kelly shuts up a liberal. TFM.

I have the exact same condition.

Hot tubbing with sorority girls and being a chotch and bragging about benching 210 when you weigh 250 and just fratting the frat and pooning the poon. TFM.

Fratting the frat and pooning the poon.

Eating a girl’s clam while watching The O’Reilly Factor. TFM.

That sounds like an absolutely terrible experience.

Trying to figure out 2-step equations in your head whilst doing sex (with a girl) to keep your mind off how good it feels so you don’t blow your frat load. TFM.

That’s a great strategy dude.

That one 6’4″ bro who’s actually closer to 6’5″ but he’s modest Oh wait, that’s me haha. TFM.

I hate you so much.

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Way to represent, bro.
Way to represent, bro.
Rough night for the dude.
Rough night for the dude.
Cool costumes, guys!
Cool costumes, guys!
YETI butts.
YETI butts.
Fuck yeah. Hard as fuck.
Fuck yeah. Hard as fuck.
Guys, god damn it.
Guys, god damn it.
Are there...are there multiple people under there?
Are there…are there multiple people under there?
So fratty it hurts.
So fratty it hurts.
Who wouldnt want to crush beers with these awesome badasses?
Who wouldnt want to crush beers with these awesome badasses?
Calm down, big fella.
Calm down, big fella.
The coolest guys on campus.
The coolest guys on campus.
You alright there, chief?
You alright there, chief?
Papa Smurf is gonna get his dick wet.
Papa Smurf is gonna get his dick wet.
Goober Town: Population, These Guys.
Goober Town: Population, These Guys.
Big Scotty TKE, you fucks.
Big Scotty TKE, you fucks.
Going to be a rude awakening.
Going to be a rude awakening.
You guys doing alright?
You guys doing alright?
Congratulations you guys!
Congratulations you guys!
Maybe not an appropriate time to throw what you know.
Maybe not an appropriate time to throw what you know.
You dishonor your family.
You dishonor your family.

The JMU Rap

Knocked Off The Ledge

Classically Terrible Sorority Video

Phi Delt Disaster

Catching some shuteye whenever you can as a pledge. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Being a total psycho. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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  3. Steroid are frat

    Intern I hope you finally get laid to a girl who has the zika virus end up having a child that looks like bacon

    10 years ago at 7:31 pm
  4. Big Dumb Idiot

    Fratting the frat and pooning the poon is FaF. Or maybe I’m drunk as shit.

    10 years ago at 7:32 pm
  7. Mayor of Weinerville

    Trying to solve for the variable adds another 25-30 seconds of fucking.

    10 years ago at 7:46 pm
  8. That drunk brother

    Stacking a lazy boy on a passed out human body is actually pretty impressive

    10 years ago at 7:55 pm
  9. Bro-hann Sebastian Bach

    There is no way the intern is still in the office. Stop fucking with us. Post this at a reasonable time while the rest of us are still in the office. I hope a westlake woman on her cellphone runs you off 360 you miserable fuck.

    10 years ago at 7:56 pm