FAIL FRIDAY: Whole Squad Failing
Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
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Been waiting all year for fall so I can wear yoga pants and show off my glutes. TFM.
Pretty sure you’re looking for TSM, player.
When she has a prosthetic leg but it’s toned as hell so you give her a drink and take her back to your place to make love. TFM.
One leg, zero problems.
Every dude in your clique dressing like another dude from your clique for Halloween. TFM.
Damn y’all must be drowning in ass.
Passing out and pissing yourself at church because you’re still so drunk from the night before. TFM.
You might need to get into recovery.
Forcing your favorite pledge to have sex with a dead possum without a condom. TFM.
Because with a condom it would’ve been way less weird.
Surviving on a diet of Fruit Rollups and Busch Light. TFM.
I bet your poops smell like a funeral home.
Using the Kevin Spacey “I’m a gay man” whenever you get in trouble. TFM.
That’s foolproof.
Hitting the grocery store and filling your cart entirely with lube then just pushing it around for a few hours up and down every aisle to let everyone know you fuck. TFM.
Putting out the vibes.
Handing out packs of cigarettes to children on Halloween. TFM.
Probably illegal, definitely awesome.
Putting peanut butter between your toes so the frat hound with tongue your feet while you crank because it feels good and dogs are man’s best friend. TFM.
You sick, disgusting son of a bitch.
Heart Mechanic
Chaser
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That pic of the guy by the beach looks like Chaz Bono joined a fraternity.
7 years ago at 11:57 amEveryone one of those guys needs to start lifting
7 years ago at 12:53 pmForcing the frat hound to lick your feet is beta as fuck. A real alpha would dunk their testicles in peanut butter and have the frat hound lick it off while they beat the frock.
7 years ago at 1:54 pmBeastiality. It’s a TFM.
6 years ago at 2:57 pmIt’s not beastiality if you’re in a frat. Otherwise every pledge who ever had to get a lesson from the froat (frat goat) would be some kinda pervert.
6 years ago at 5:13 pmThat was in the movie beta house, therefore beta as fuck.
6 years ago at 9:47 pmYoure about as alpha as Hillary Clinton you fucking pussy
6 years ago at 8:27 pmWhat else did we expect from NC?
6 years ago at 10:20 amIs it better or worse if the possum was just playing dead?
6 years ago at 2:24 pmHeart mechanic girl is built like a purebred Clydesdale and reminds me of my childhood. 11/10 would split those cheeks (with consent) for 10 minutes then spend the rest of the night crying in her arms.
6 years ago at 2:25 pmWelcome to the bottom tier, rushee
6 years ago at 9:45 pmIf you’re “top tier” in these comment sections I’d rather be bottom tier than share a title with you, Mangina Pledge.
6 years ago at 1:35 amYou’re just mad cause I live in your mamas cooter little man
6 years ago at 10:19 amWrong account?
6 years ago at 9:46 pmWrong hole?
6 years ago at 1:19 pmAt least, one of the chicks in the playboy picture is pretty hot, but at the same time she is the maximum distance possible away from those two bros, which makes it significantly less cool.
6 years ago at 6:07 pmCan you blame her for not wanting to be near those goobers?
6 years ago at 12:27 pmTFM IS DEAD!! It only took 6 years, but enjoy milking that old dried up cow, ya bunch of chicken fuckers
6 years ago at 11:19 amShould have a slampiece hemmed those shorts
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