FAIL FRIDAY: Winter Is Coming

Ten real submissions, 25 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Sitting here watching 8 Mile, literally in tears. I must start battling again. TFM.

You only get one shot. Do not miss your chance to blow.

Putting my nose directly where she was just sitting. TFM.

You, sir, are a pervert.

Every time I measure my wang is like Christmas morning. TFM.

Christmas morning at your house must be weird as fuck.

Draining my frat snake 4 times a day. And I mean cumming, not peeing. TFM.

Thanks for clarifying.

Getting mad head after reading at a poetry open mic. TFM.

You must’ve dropped some serious heat on that mic.

Basically I just need a girl who takes care of her butthole. Is that too much to ask?

No, I don’t think so. Not really a TFM, though.

Shining the Rolex with her vag juice. TFM.

That’s no way to take care of a fine Swiss timepiece.

Every morning I make my slam of the day a cup of coffee. Sometimes I’ll cum in it, sometimes I won’t. TFM.

She’s a lucky lady.

Hahahahahhahahaha. By the time it took you to read this I probably got 2 girls numbers. TFM.

No, no you didn’t.

So this hot red head invites me over to her apartment for “Netflix and chill.” Her roommate was out of town, so I knew it was game time. So I trim my pubes, put deodorant around my b-hole and head over there. We’re watching MasterChef and kissing a little bit when I have to go pee. I look in the toilet and there is this huge beefy log just staring at me. No toilet paper in there either, I should add. I had never been more turned on/mortified in my life. Total Fucking Frat Move.

You have to put deodorant around your b-hole?

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Don't know what's going on here, but I'm scared for the children.
Don’t know what’s going on here, but I’m scared for the children.
Man down.
Man down.
That boy looking like a baked potato.
That boy looking like a baked potato.
Really representing.
Really representing.
You've got to be kidding me.
You’ve got to be kidding me.
Beautiful romance.
Beautiful romance.
Is that a...trumpet?
Is that a…trumpet?
That is unpleasant.
That is unpleasant.
WHY GOD? WHY?
WHY GOD? WHY?
Stop dunking in beer pong, you stupid fucks.
Stop dunking in beer pong, you stupid fucks.
Cold as ice.
Cold as ice.
Shame on all four of you.
Shame on all four of you.
Looks comfy.
Looks comfy.
Hes doing it wrong.
Hes doing it wrong.
You alright there, fella?
You alright there, fella?
Killer cut.
Killer cut.
Swiffer that dick.
Swiffer that dick.
Arm right up in that shit.
Arm right up in that shit.
Shame. Shame. Shame.
Shame. Shame. Shame.
Guy had a rough one.
Guy had a rough one.
Clearly a lady killer.
Clearly a lady killer.

This week we checked out the Yeti Campus Stories app and found some extra gems. Be sure to check out Yeti if you don’t already have it. This week’s fail photos and videos we found on Yeti are below.

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  1. Texas Tux and Oil

    How painful is it to wipe your shit if you have that much hair in your ass? What are girls reactions? Do you groom it? I have so many questions you weird fuck.

    9 years ago at 6:18 am
    1. Fratasaurus

      I imagine it provides some benefits. For one, you never really need a cushion.

      9 years ago at 8:35 am
    2. Oral Hershiser

      As a fellow hairy-ass-haver (but not nearly on that guy’s level), the answer to the first question is baby wipes. And it’s not painful unless you let it dry first. And if you’ve reached that point, pain is not your biggest problem.
      If you’re into TMI: I can’t speak to the “girl’s reaction” part, because it’s mostly just my ass crack that’s hairy, and they don’t typically see that (at least, not until it’s too late, mwahahaha!).

      9 years ago at 12:15 pm
      1. SteveHoltOnDrugs

        Can you flush the baby wipes with a septic tank? Asking for a friend.

        9 years ago at 1:50 pm
      2. Oral Hershiser

        Nah. Could get stuck before they reach the tank, then you’ll end up with shitwater in your basement.

        9 years ago at 5:35 pm
      3. Oral Hershiser

        Lap me all you want, if this helps even one of my fellow bear jews discover the wonder of modern wiping technology, it will have been worth it.

        9 years ago at 11:46 am
    3. Ass Buster

      Apply for a grant to study this. But if you have these questions, who’s weird? You, son. YOU!

      9 years ago at 11:58 pm
    1. ANatural

      They have really stepped up their game posting at least one article each morning for everyone on the east coast to enjoy their morning shit.

      9 years ago at 10:08 am
  2. Call sign_Goose

    In all honesty, the guy with Delta Gamma’s letters shaved into his unbelievably hairy ass probably has a solid sense of humor.

    9 years ago at 6:37 am
    1. Fratty McFratFrat

      I’m sure he’s a perfectly nice guy, but he’s a perfectly nice guy who has to go to a dog groomer to get the shit cleaned out of his ass.

      9 years ago at 6:43 am
  3. JackDanielsrunning

    Jesus intern kappa kappa psi? That’s a god damn coed music fraternity lets just put all the honor societies with Greek letters on here too. Go shove a clarinet up your ass.

    9 years ago at 6:39 am
  4. Henry_Eighth

    Hairy Ass Man should shave that shit and make a toupee for the guy with WV tattooed on his head. It’s a win-win.

    9 years ago at 7:36 am