FAIL FRIDAY: Winter Is Coming
Ten real submissions, 25 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Sitting here watching 8 Mile, literally in tears. I must start battling again. TFM.
You only get one shot. Do not miss your chance to blow.
Putting my nose directly where she was just sitting. TFM.
You, sir, are a pervert.
Every time I measure my wang is like Christmas morning. TFM.
Christmas morning at your house must be weird as fuck.
Draining my frat snake 4 times a day. And I mean cumming, not peeing. TFM.
Thanks for clarifying.
Getting mad head after reading at a poetry open mic. TFM.
You must’ve dropped some serious heat on that mic.
Basically I just need a girl who takes care of her butthole. Is that too much to ask?
No, I don’t think so. Not really a TFM, though.
Shining the Rolex with her vag juice. TFM.
That’s no way to take care of a fine Swiss timepiece.
Every morning I make my slam of the day a cup of coffee. Sometimes I’ll cum in it, sometimes I won’t. TFM.
She’s a lucky lady.
Hahahahahhahahaha. By the time it took you to read this I probably got 2 girls numbers. TFM.
No, no you didn’t.
So this hot red head invites me over to her apartment for “Netflix and chill.” Her roommate was out of town, so I knew it was game time. So I trim my pubes, put deodorant around my b-hole and head over there. We’re watching MasterChef and kissing a little bit when I have to go pee. I look in the toilet and there is this huge beefy log just staring at me. No toilet paper in there either, I should add. I had never been more turned on/mortified in my life. Total Fucking Frat Move.
You have to put deodorant around your b-hole?
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I’m convinced that the Human Race is de-evolving.
9 years ago at 6:06 amIt’s just like Idiocracy.
9 years ago at 7:14 amI believe the term you’re looking for is, “devolving.”
9 years ago at 8:21 amHow painful is it to wipe your shit if you have that much hair in your ass? What are girls reactions? Do you groom it? I have so many questions you weird fuck.
9 years ago at 6:18 am“It’s like wiping peanut butter out of a shag carpet”
9 years ago at 8:28 amI imagine it provides some benefits. For one, you never really need a cushion.
9 years ago at 8:35 amAs a fellow hairy-ass-haver (but not nearly on that guy’s level), the answer to the first question is baby wipes. And it’s not painful unless you let it dry first. And if you’ve reached that point, pain is not your biggest problem.
9 years ago at 12:15 pmIf you’re into TMI: I can’t speak to the “girl’s reaction” part, because it’s mostly just my ass crack that’s hairy, and they don’t typically see that (at least, not until it’s too late, mwahahaha!).
Can you flush the baby wipes with a septic tank? Asking for a friend.
9 years ago at 1:50 pmNah. Could get stuck before they reach the tank, then you’ll end up with shitwater in your basement.
9 years ago at 5:35 pmThank you for sharing.
9 years ago at 12:00 amLap me all you want, if this helps even one of my fellow bear jews discover the wonder of modern wiping technology, it will have been worth it.
9 years ago at 11:46 amApply for a grant to study this. But if you have these questions, who’s weird? You, son. YOU!
9 years ago at 11:58 pmWe
9 years ago at 6:28 amAk
9 years ago at 6:28 amMight as well go back to bed bud, you already fucked today up.
9 years ago at 6:32 amAttempting to comment on Fail Friday and, ironically, failing.
9 years ago at 6:59 amYou having a stroke man?
9 years ago at 7:33 amYou’re my boybzu
9 years ago at 10:13 amAnd you can go home too simple Jack.
9 years ago at 10:19 amWas this a poor attempt at a stroke joke?
9 years ago at 12:17 pmJust in time for my first coffee shit.
9 years ago at 6:32 amThey have really stepped up their game posting at least one article each morning for everyone on the east coast to enjoy their morning shit.
9 years ago at 10:08 amIn all honesty, the guy with Delta Gamma’s letters shaved into his unbelievably hairy ass probably has a solid sense of humor.
9 years ago at 6:37 amI’m sure he’s a perfectly nice guy, but he’s a perfectly nice guy who has to go to a dog groomer to get the shit cleaned out of his ass.
9 years ago at 6:43 amDogs. TFM
9 years ago at 7:37 amChrist all mighty I laughed hard that.
9 years ago at 12:49 amGet that boy a weed wacker for Christmas gah damn.
9 years ago at 7:00 amSounds like a good way to lose a testicle.
9 years ago at 8:22 amYour comment caught me off guard Pete. Gave me a good chuckle
9 years ago at 11:56 pmJesus intern kappa kappa psi? That’s a god damn coed music fraternity lets just put all the honor societies with Greek letters on here too. Go shove a clarinet up your ass.
9 years ago at 6:39 amNF confession: I think Bieber’s new album is absolute fire.
9 years ago at 7:05 amSecond…
9 years ago at 8:55 amMotion failed. Thanks for coming gentlemen.
9 years ago at 11:43 amThird.
9 years ago at 12:01 amYou’re a homosexual
9 years ago at 1:51 pmThat is the hairiest ass hole I have ever seen
9 years ago at 7:24 amHow many hairy men’s assholes have you seen chief?
9 years ago at 7:55 amWhat chain of thoughts leads you to Swiffer another man’s dick?
9 years ago at 7:29 amI think it was just to cover his dick in the picture
9 years ago at 8:54 amHairy Ass Man should shave that shit and make a toupee for the guy with WV tattooed on his head. It’s a win-win.
9 years ago at 7:36 amIt’s a TFM…somehow.
9 years ago at 10:11 amYou must be new here.
9 years ago at 5:27 pmGiving to the less fortunate. RFM
9 years ago at 6:27 pm