FAIL FRIDAY: Worst Of The Worst
Ten real submissions, 22 photos, and seven videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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Being able to tell if she’s got a hairy butthole just by looking at her. TFM.
That, my friend, is a valuable skill.
When you get head lice and some chick asks why you missed class so you tell her you got AIDS and she invites you to bang her anyway. TFM.
This terrible story was just a waste of everyone’s time.
Only making 69 mile trips in my truck. TFM.
Fuck the ozone layer.
Making a pledge hang out with you and play Super Smash Bros. because none of your “brothers” really want to. TFM.
Aw poor you. Suck it up kid.
Just got married, introduce my wife as my first wife to remind her she’s replaceable. Never too old to be TFTC. TFM.
Hey what a fun joke.
Hosting the hottest dorm pregames in the building with the coolest bros and your GDI quitter roommate isn’t aloud to attend. TFM.
Love me a hot dorm pregame.
Porked a girl bareback in the storage area of a basement. Pulled out and finished all over the ground. We kept going and I got my splooge all over my coat. Told a girl later on it was icing and she licked it. TFM.
That’s kinda on her. Who licks anything off another person’s coat?
Southern Tide wanted me to be a model for them but my wang won’t fit into any of their chinos! TFM.
Having a gigantic wang comes with its downsides!
Using your own tears as lubricant to masturbate to pictures of your childhood cat. TFM.
You get out of here you sick son of a bitch.
Repeatedly flicking the head of a pledge’s penis as hard as you can. TFM.
Nothing wrong with this in my opinion.
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Late as usual.
9 years ago at 6:05 amSeems on time for my east coast, post oatmeal, morning poop. However, to uphold appearances; eat my shit intern.
9 years ago at 6:58 amOatmeal PGP, Cream of Wheat TSM, Grits TFM.
9 years ago at 7:57 amBuying Trix but never eating them himself. TotalDornMove.
9 years ago at 10:21 amChasing shots with muscle milk TotalJimmyMove.
9 years ago at 3:56 pmWhy the fuck did you say that
9 years ago at 7:44 pmYou sound like my girlfriend.
9 years ago at 11:29 amHey intern, go fuck a food processor.
9 years ago at 6:49 amJesus where do you come up with this twisted shit. Well done, but damn.
9 years ago at 11:13 amYou should see his comments on IGBOTD. Unreal.
9 years ago at 3:35 pmI do, but this compelled me to say something.
9 years ago at 5:07 pmPerfect timing
9 years ago at 6:57 amAlso what the fuck is a “Munt”
9 years ago at 9:07 amMan cunt?
9 years ago at 10:40 amThis was a subpar effort and now my Friday is ruined
9 years ago at 6:58 amI’m going to guess that the girl that was ok with banging even though “you got Aids,” probably has AIDS herself.
9 years ago at 7:23 amTSanFranciscoM
9 years ago at 4:13 pmToo early. It’s Fail Friday, not Thursday.
9 years ago at 7:32 am1/10 lacks originality…take a lap chief
9 years ago at 8:57 amis the intern trying to play games here!
9 years ago at 7:39 amCan I really get my Medical Assisting Diploma in 10 months from Orion College? What’s the catch?
9 years ago at 7:40 amI don’t think this is the place where you’d want to be asking important life questions like that.
9 years ago at 8:00 amThe catch is you have to go to Orion college.
9 years ago at 8:05 amThe slim thick sign twins are at it again making ironic signs to get the dumpsterest of dumpy hipster girls to give them half hearted handjobs aka the sad Triple H.
9 years ago at 7:50 amSomeone want to explain why the fuck a picture of a girl holding a dog is on this website?
9 years ago at 8:39 amMaybe her facial expression?
9 years ago at 10:48 amA picture of a girl holding a pussy would get sailboats.
9 years ago at 1:54 pm