FAIL FRIDAY: Worst Of The Worst
9 years ago

Ten real submissions, 22 photos, and seven videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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Being able to tell if she’s got a hairy butthole just by looking at her. TFM.

That, my friend, is a valuable skill.

When you get head lice and some chick asks why you missed class so you tell her you got AIDS and she invites you to bang her anyway. TFM.

This terrible story was just a waste of everyone’s time.

Only making 69 mile trips in my truck. TFM.

Fuck the ozone layer.

Making a pledge hang out with you and play Super Smash Bros. because none of your “brothers” really want to. TFM.

Aw poor you. Suck it up kid.

Just got married, introduce my wife as my first wife to remind her she’s replaceable. Never too old to be TFTC. TFM.

Hey what a fun joke.

Hosting the hottest dorm pregames in the building with the coolest bros and your GDI quitter roommate isn’t aloud to attend. TFM.

Love me a hot dorm pregame.

Porked a girl bareback in the storage area of a basement. Pulled out and finished all over the ground. We kept going and I got my splooge all over my coat. Told a girl later on it was icing and she licked it. TFM.

That’s kinda on her. Who licks anything off another person’s coat?

Southern Tide wanted me to be a model for them but my wang won’t fit into any of their chinos! TFM.

Having a gigantic wang comes with its downsides!

Using your own tears as lubricant to masturbate to pictures of your childhood cat. TFM.

You get out of here you sick son of a bitch.

Repeatedly flicking the head of a pledge’s penis as hard as you can. TFM.

Nothing wrong with this in my opinion.

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Probably not the organization you want to compare yourselves to.
Probably not the organization you want to compare yourselves to.
Another night gone wrong.
Another night gone wrong.
Hey we all have to sleep somewhere.
We all have to sleep somewhere.
Merely a flesh wound.
Merely a flesh wound.
So frat so cute.
So frat, so cute.
That there is butt pee.
That there is butt pee.
God damn it, guys.
God damn it, guys.
Looks like things are going well on the course.
I see things are going well on the course.
The look of seduction.
The look of seduction.
You dudes are gonna get fried so hard.
You dudes are gonna get fried so hard.
Can't spell for shit though.
Can’t spell for shit though.
He's enjoying that a little too much.
He’s enjoying that a little too much.
They got absolutely #munted.
They got absolutely #munted.
Is he though?
Is he though?
Height doesn't matter.
Height doesn’t matter.
If you can't even get your pants off, you did good.
If you can’t even get your pants off, you did good.
A sad state of affairs.
A sad state of affairs.
Sometimes your outfit is baller but you yack anyway.
Sometimes your outfit is baller but you yack anyway.
This one is probably a black mark on your rep.
This one is probably a black mark on your rep.
Man and woman down.
Man and woman down.
Can you people stop doing this -- it isn't funny.
Can everyone stop doing this — it isn’t funny.
Some people just aren't dog people.
Some people just aren’t dog people.

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  2. EQK

    Intern, this weekend why don’t you see if Dude Wipes can clean off the shame of being the single most hated individual living inside the United States. Also, I doubt Dude Wipes can fix a violently prolapsed rectum so when your Uber driver kidnaps you and buttfucks you in his basement just end it all.

    9 years ago at 8:44 am
      1. Larry_Sellers

        I mean, that took a dark turn at the end there. Makes me miss the days of the TFM writers read mean comments videos.

        9 years ago at 9:11 am
  5. Mayor of Weinerville

    Hair buttholes are always the elephant in the room. Girls, take care of that shit. I blame Hillary.

    9 years ago at 9:16 am
      2. BloodyBunghole

        Not to say that I think that butt-bush was as bad as Bush… after all, it’s a great way to multi-task… go down on here and floss your teeth at the same time… it’s little life hacks like that that help me stay ahead of the game in this topsy-turvy, rat-race world…

        9 years ago at 2:43 pm
      3. BloodyBunghole

        In my opinion, the biggest problem with hairy buttholes is that it can hide the visible signs of anal warts… it’s kind of like how every guy with a beard has oral herpes (that’s why they have the beard)…

        With enough lube, you can still fuck a hairy butthole (about 4 drops of astroglide or a pint of tears will do it), and then WHOOPS you got lesions on your pecker… from her cleverly hidden anal warts… and you’re like “damn it, have to go buy some ice and sandpaper to buff that off there” and it hurts and ruins your day (and the next day cause it hurts to jack a skinned bone).

        That’s whats worst about hairy buttholes… IMHO.

        9 years ago at 2:48 pm
      5. RisingFratstarOfTX

        DUDE…enough. I’d say quit while you’re ahead, but you never left the starting line.

        9 years ago at 8:09 pm
  7. FratPoppa

    Initially read that as throwing the “hottest DORN pregames” and wondered how 4th grader found the site.

    9 years ago at 10:20 am
  9. SperrysandSlams1856

    Rough week for Lambda Chi. Guess that’s what happens when you don’t actually have to pledge.

    9 years ago at 11:06 am
    1. DossieD

      Also this this the second time my chapter has been featured on fail Friday.. The fucking goobers I love with

      9 years ago at 11:48 am
      1. Mitchell529

        If your talking about the three guys posing then your chapter should ban social media. You are a disgrace

        9 years ago at 7:47 am
    1. PikesDontPunt

      Not when the closest college with Greek life to said course is 20 miles away. Kids are either in high school or go to a community college down the street TGDIM

      9 years ago at 7:15 pm