Father Of The Year Records 5 Minutes Of Middle School Kids Busting Their Asses On Ice
I have no clue who this guy is, nor do I remember who shared this on my Facebook newsfeed during the weekend, but the following clip is hilarious and oh so totally cruel all in the same facet.
To set the scene, this guy just arrived to pick up his daughter from what I presume to be a middle school. They live in a place where there’s a ton of snow and ice lingering on the ground. Waiting for his daughter to exit from her scholarly pursuits, it appears he’s doing what we all do when we get bored: playing with his smartphone. Then, he just so happens to notice a large patch of ice conveniently nestled right on the path kids begin taking as they exit the school.
What does he do? Get out and warn the kids there’s a latent hazard that could lead to them busting their asses and potentially breaking bones?
No fucking way, man!
Instead, he sits in his warm car and records these kids getting worked by the slick sidewalk for FIVE MINUTES. There’s also some great commentary.
I’m torn between whether this guy’s the early front-runner for Father of the Year 2014, or if he’s cruel and sadistic and his entire family is the exact same way.
The video made me laugh though, so I’m erring toward Father of the Year contention. I mean, all in all, it didn’t appear anyone was seriously hurt. I’d like to believe he would’ve stopped rolling if someone went down really, really hard.
Plus, his narration of the video and his daughter jumping into the car at the 3:30 mark to further make fun of the kids eating shit is hilarious.
I kind of felt bad for the kid who lost all his books, but then I immediately started laughing. Just couldn’t help it.
“Watch this kid, I guarantee you he’s gonna drill it,” he says, as the kid drills it. TFM.
[via Facebook]
This is how Dorn spends his Saturdays. Coincidence? I think not.
11 years ago at 3:21 pmSchool on a Saturday? Who are you, Tebow?!
11 years ago at 3:24 pmDaddd stop youre embarrassing me!
11 years ago at 3:21 pm“I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you”
11 years ago at 3:28 pmOther people’s pain? Hilarious
11 years ago at 3:33 pmYou’re gonna drill it.
11 years ago at 4:05 pmgod dammit Dorn, you made my comment go from 3 to -2 in 4 hours, fuck off!
11 years ago at 2:57 pm¡Jajajajajaaja stupido kids-o!
11 years ago at 3:40 pmI watched the original Facebook video just to make sure my viewership would not count towards Bacon’s Youtube channel
11 years ago at 4:05 pmTFM just “happened” to come across this video of a man video taping middle schoolers from his parked car? Nice try, Dorn.
11 years ago at 4:27 pm
11 years ago at 4:50 pmYa, suck it Dorn.
11 years ago at 7:13 pm@LOise, you make $27h thats great going girl good for you! My story is that I quit working at shoprite to work online, seriously I couldn’t be happier I work when I want and where I want. And with a little effort I easily bring in $35h and sometimes even as much as $85h…heres a good example of what i’m doing>>>> NOOBJOBS.ℭＯℳ
11 years ago at 8:27 pmClassic GIF Dorno.
11 years ago at 5:49 amIs it bad that I automatically assumed that the video of a middle aged guy watching kids from a car was posted by Dorno?
11 years ago at 4:46 pmBuying used BMWs-NF
11 years ago at 5:40 pmwatching other slip on ice is pretty funny….ill give you that.
11 years ago at 5:57 pm