Paralyzed with fear when reading a text that calls you "boyfriend," as you slowly begin to recall that you entered a relationship while blacked out. TFM.

  1. Paralyzed with with fear when you kick your girlfriend in the stomach to murder your un born child and it doesn’t kill it.

    13 years ago at 1:09 pm
    1. Ian

      ^^ lol bro thats hilar !!!! its rly funnie becuse my mom was telling me that they did that 2 her when she was pregnant with me and my #bro sasha lol doods haha pretty neat rite ?!?!?! alritey #friends cya l8r byeee -ian

      13 years ago at 1:42 pm
  2. SupremeGrandFratsar

    You were not blackout drunk. Had you actually been, you would not, at any point in time, recall anything from when you were in said state. Hence the term “blackout.” Those are the rules, abide by them next time, shitbrain.

    13 years ago at 2:26 pm
  3. VelociFratter

    People throw around the term blackout way too often now a days. Learn what it actually means, dick lips.

    13 years ago at 2:38 pm
  4. ImNateHlggers

    The paralyzing fear when you wake up covered in hooker blood and the cops are knocking on your front door. TFM

    13 years ago at 5:14 pm