Finally, A Keurig For Beer

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It’s about damn time. Ladies everywhere basically worship their Keurigs, and now I see why they adore them so much. Any draft beer at the tips of my fingers? Wherever I can find an electrical outlet? Sign me the fuck up. A startup, SYNEK, has created this magical piece of machinery.

From Kickstarter:

SYNEK is a draft system that serves any beer, fresh from the tap, anywhere you want it. Imagine, for a moment, that you could have access to every beer in the world fresh from the tap. Your favorite local brewery, your best friend’s homebrew, or an international favorite…all available to you wherever and whenever you want it. SYNEK has turned that vision into a reality.

This isn’t your typical kegerator you have on your kitchen counter. You can place multiple types of beer in it and select which one you want.

The draft beer game is about to change for the better. I’m going to buy five of them, because why the fuck not? I suggest you do the same–$299 is cheap. Also, you have to give this guy a little credit for the video. It’s very reminiscent of the masterpiece of marketing that is the Dollar Shave Club video. Speaking of which, one of you geniuses out there needs to set up a monthly subscription service for when this SYNEK becomes as common an appliance as your refrigerator. Any beer, delivered to your door, with a machine that has the technology to make your beer like it’s fresh from the brewery? Sign me up for 10 percent royalties and beer for life, and the idea is yours. You’re welcome.

[via Kickstarter]

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  1. Georgia_Fratter

    So I’d go to my local watering hole, work my way to the back of the bar, hook up the adapter to the tap, fill er up and then toss it in the Synek for ease and enjoyment? Where do I sign?

    6 years ago at 11:27 am