"There are no girls with good personalities." -Patrick Bateman. TFM.

  1. LiberalsAreGDIs

    “I’m trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer tapes, but Evelyn, my ‘supposed fiancee’ is buzzing in my ear about something.”

    13 years ago at 3:58 pm
  2. Thomas Fratford

    Paul Allen has mistaken me for Marcus Halberstram, which is understandable, because we both have a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. But I have a slightly better haircut.

    13 years ago at 4:32 pm
  3. David Van Fratten

    “A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.” -David Van Patten

    13 years ago at 9:32 pm