Paul Allen has mistaken me for Marcus Halberstram, which is understandable, because we both have a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. But I have a slightly better haircut.
“A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.” -David Van Patten
Patrick Bateman: Frattiest man alive.
14 years ago at 3:57 pm“I’m trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer tapes, but Evelyn, my ‘supposed fiancee’ is buzzing in my ear about something.”
14 years ago at 3:58 pmPaul Allen has mistaken me for Marcus Halberstram, which is understandable, because we both have a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. But I have a slightly better haircut.
14 years ago at 4:32 pm“A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.” -David Van Patten
14 years ago at 9:32 pmfuck yeah sick movie bro
14 years ago at 2:33 am^this guy’s name
14 years ago at 2:45 amThanks for the run down
14 years ago at 7:28 am