Five Alabama Phi Gamma Deltas Arrested For Giving Pledges Pedicures
Five Phi Gams from the University of Alabama (the Bama chapter doesn’t like being called Fijis) were arrested Wednesday on hazing charges following an investigation by the school into allegations that the fraternity members made pledges stand in buckets of ice and salt.
From NBC News:
Colter K. Anderson, 21, of Dallas, Texas; John Patrick Buckley, 21, of Houston, Texas; Hunter Lee Wagner, 20, of Huntsville, Alabama; and Richard E. Markwalter, 20, also of Huntsville, each face three hazing charges. Mark Allen Powers, 20, of Athens, Alabama, faces one hazing charge.
The university has additionally placed interim sanctions on Phi Gamma Delta that include no social events or new member activities.
Really shocking stuff. I mean, who would have guessed that my brothers over in Tuscaloosa were so progressive and metrosexual? I certainly didn’t peg them as the “pedi” type back when I visited junior year. Not that it makes them bad people. Dudes just really care about their feet. We’ve come too far and made too many strides in the right direction as a society for the university and local law enforcement to be so intolerant of guys getting cosmetic treatments. Pedicures aren’t illegal, you small-minded bigots.
“But doesn’t ice and salt create a chemical reaction that causes burning?”
Yeah, you philistine, but beauty is pain. It’s a deep clean. Plus a discolored spot here or there beats walking around like Bilbo fucking Baggins..
[via NBC News]
Image via Phi Gamma Delta
Pussy ass pledges
11 years ago at 11:18 amSwing
11 years ago at 4:22 pmAnd a miss
11 years ago at 5:42 pmWe need to confirm the effects of ice and salt. Where’s Steve Holt?
11 years ago at 11:23 amI give Greek Life 10 more years nationally before they force acceptance of female members.
11 years ago at 11:24 amTechnically Sig Ep has already done that with letting transgender people in…
11 years ago at 12:12 pmI get sadder each time I come on this site. I miss rush boobs.
11 years ago at 12:19 pmCan we talk about rush boobs for a minute? What the fuck happened to it? I must have missed the memo.
11 years ago at 12:48 pmProbably got rid of the beloved, but slightly inappropriate segment for advertising reasons. RIP.
11 years ago at 12:53 pmSteve Holt killed rush boobs
11 years ago at 2:12 pmLiberals ruin everything I wish we could go back to the 80’s
11 years ago at 2:15 pmMy dad mocks the current state of fraternities compared to what it was in his heyday. Liberals aren’t even a part of Fraternities but anything that stands in the way of their ridiculous communist beliefs must be torn down or charged.
11 years ago at 4:27 pm“Back in MY day…” TAlumniM
11 years ago at 4:52 pmAre you sure this isn’t a DeVry Guy satirical piece?
11 years ago at 11:29 amIt’s my FIJI spin zone.
11 years ago at 11:41 amI see Dan becoming a poorer man’s Jim Rome in 12 years.
11 years ago at 2:14 pmThat must be a really poor man
11 years ago at 2:21 pmEh, Jim Rome is a douche, so he’s already kind of a middle class man’s version.
11 years ago at 3:22 pmProblem is one pledge lost his toe because he got frostbite from it
11 years ago at 12:09 pmNo pledges lost their toes or got skin grafts numb nuts. Rumors circulate around Bama greeks like fucking Mean Girls. Dosent change the fact that these fuckers are total asshats
11 years ago at 2:32 pmFeminists want co-Ed frats
11 years ago at 12:12 pmHeard some kids got frostbite and had to get skin graphs taken
11 years ago at 12:16 pmWhat sorority girls do at baseball games:
http://68.106.66.103/data/a8bb90c00cdea05a/mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/2015/10/01/14-416010-2015-09-30/web_cut/mlbtv_511523483_1200K.mp4
11 years ago at 1:14 pmSteve Holt likes getting mani-pedis while sipping an appletini.
11 years ago at 1:37 pmStop trying to get the term Phi Gam to stick, Regester. They will always be FIJI.
11 years ago at 1:23 am