Still so hammered opening presents in the morning that when you reawake in the afternoon it’s Christmas all over again. TFM. BackOffGDI13 years ago
Bush Light Hopefully you got bleach for Christmas; then you can chug it twice. 13 years ago at 12:15 pm
ThreeFingersWhiskey No you settle down there, sport. I will not stand for it. 13 years ago at 6:38 pm
Bone Padre Getting hammered. NF. Being Santa’s designated driver so Grandma doesn’t get run over by a reindeer. RFM. 13 years ago at 2:07 pm
Bone Padre Gunning down that ol’ bitch like Grand Theft Auto: North Pole City. FaF. 13 years ago at 7:11 pm
A drunk asshole Who legitimately gets that fucked up with their family on Christmas Eve 13 years ago at 2:23 pm
Cool, bro.
13 years ago at 11:30 amBinge drinking cannot save you from middle class mediocrity.
13 years ago at 12:14 pmBut it can help him forget how pitiful his life is
13 years ago at 1:24 pm^
13 years ago at 4:29 pmHopefully you got bleach for Christmas; then you can chug it twice.
13 years ago at 12:15 pm^
13 years ago at 3:16 pm^^ maybe frat santa will bring you an original response
13 years ago at 4:49 pm^ Calm down, champ. This comment was great.
13 years ago at 4:52 pmNo you settle down there, sport. I will not stand for it.
13 years ago at 6:38 pmThen go sit down somewhere and chug bleach.
13 years ago at 7:55 pmHonestly, how hammered were you when you submitted this post?
13 years ago at 1:56 pmGetting hammered. NF.
13 years ago at 2:07 pmBeing Santa’s designated driver so Grandma doesn’t get run over by a reindeer. RFM.
^ Breaking tradition. NF
13 years ago at 6:32 pmGunning down that ol’ bitch like Grand Theft Auto: North Pole City. FaF.
13 years ago at 7:11 pmWho legitimately gets that fucked up with their family on Christmas Eve
13 years ago at 2:23 pmI do
13 years ago at 4:23 pm