Hooking up on New Year’s Eve is like fishing with dynamite...if all the fish are drunk...and you’re also drunk. TFM.

  1. TFM Repeater

    Hooking up on New Year’s Eve is like fishing with dynamite…if all the fish are drunk…and you’re also drunk. TFM.

    12 years ago at 12:39 pm
  2. He’s insinuating that getting a girl to fornicate on New Years is like detonating dynamite in water, however he also adds it is not really like this. Because not only are you not literally fishing, you’re also very intoxicated.

    12 years ago at 12:48 pm
    1. right or wrong

      ^^ i like this guy sometimes i just don’t quite understand TFM references because im in middle school. Also my pea sized african brain needs help understanding these mumbojumbo big words.

      12 years ago at 1:03 pm
    2. itsDallin

      Honestly, we needed this explanation. Worst sentence structure I’ve ever seen in a submission. NF.

      12 years ago at 1:12 pm
  3. OurHero

    you must be the new Oprah! Can you give me some tips on how to make the wall more? you seem to be really know what the TFM staff likes!

    12 years ago at 1:59 pm
    1. Douglas MacArthur

      Being part of the TFM staff will increase your chances of getting posted.

      12 years ago at 2:15 pm
    2. Nazi Bacon

      You don’t make the wall because the shit you submit probably reeks more than a gas chamber after Taco Tuesdays.

      12 years ago at 8:00 pm
  4. Jeffrey Brahmer

    Making it on the TFM wall is easy… If you suck… And the intern sucks.

    12 years ago at 3:10 pm
  5. SirFrattington1384

    You need her to be drunk to hook up with you? Wow….. Get some skills geed.

    12 years ago at 4:27 pm
  6. BONE SKUNK

    I ar with resolution to lay less ouchies on Bone Daddy and to satifies wife with more happies pants. #Cialis

    12 years ago at 2:53 pm