Jeb Bush, Victim Of Constant Bullying By Donald Trump, Gets His Hands On A Gun
Well you did it, Donald. After continually taking his lunch money, ripping his new favorite pair of undies over his head, and stuffing the poor, mild-mannered bastard into a locker every day over the course of the last few months, you have finally broken Jeb.
America. pic.twitter.com/TeduJkwQF3
— Jeb Bush (@JebBush) February 16, 2016
Easy, Jeb. Let’s talk this out. You don’t want to do this, buddy. It’s just a presidential race. None of these problems really matter. You’ll look back ten years from now and laugh at all this trivial nonsense. I just need you to put the gun down. Think of your family. Poor Barbara would be beside herself. Do you want that? That sweet old woman brought to tears by the actions of her son? Trump is a dick. No doubt about that. But he ain’t worth it, man. None of this is. Just hand over the gun and let’s all go home..
Surprised he didn’t already own one considering how many times he’s shot himself in the foot during this campaign.
10 years ago at 4:59 pmGot em
10 years ago at 5:25 pmDoes Julian agree?
10 years ago at 5:28 pmFuck you Lahey
10 years ago at 6:30 pmHold on he’s drinking some swish at Ray’s
10 years ago at 10:21 pmBring back the yellow banner!!!!
10 years ago at 5:01 pm^This
10 years ago at 4:45 amIs it wrong that I know that’s a Smith and Wesson?
10 years ago at 5:01 pmIt’s sad that you think that’ll impress the TFM crowd.
10 years ago at 5:03 pmActually, I’m just worried that I’ll look too much like a redneck.
10 years ago at 5:04 pmIs it wrong if I tell you to shut the fuck up
10 years ago at 5:03 pmToo bad it’s an FN 45
10 years ago at 5:08 pmIt is wrong, because its an FN.
10 years ago at 5:08 pmBlunto, you’ve been making solid comments for a while, and now this.
10 years ago at 5:31 pmI mean Bluto, well now I’m fucked.
10 years ago at 5:32 pmIdk if it’s your picture or what but whenever I read your comments I think of it in a Jamaican accent
10 years ago at 5:37 pmWell that’s Michael Jordan in his pic who is from Chicago so… Maybe readjust
10 years ago at 5:55 pmI meant New York.. Brain confusing it with the Bulls. Whatever. Why can’t we edit this shit
10 years ago at 5:56 pmMJ is from Wilmington, NC. Went to Laney High School. This thread is chock full of fallacies. And phalluses.
10 years ago at 6:10 pmSo sick, so fraternity,
10 years ago at 7:42 pmIts a FN FNX.45…… Dipshit.
10 years ago at 8:15 pmActually you fucking idiot he’s from Brooklyn and moved to Wilmington NC at a young age. Shut up and think before you try and sound intelligent.
10 years ago at 7:41 pmCheck out jebbush.com It takes you to Trumps site because Jeb forgot to renew his rights.
10 years ago at 6:48 pmThat explains the look Jeb has on his face
10 years ago at 7:54 pmIt’s always been jeb2016.com. I was excited at first too.
10 years ago at 11:06 pmTrump buying the rights to JebBush.com and having it redirect to his own website #TFM
10 years ago at 7:09 pmYou can do it Jeb. Just breath and squeeze.
10 years ago at 11:28 am