Number one slampiece sent me a relationship status on Facebook. Number two just got called up from the minors. TFM. frat trick hero14 years ago
Oprah Is A Dyke Calling up a girl from the minors that work in your backyard. TFTC 14 years ago at 10:58 am
Fijiwater69 Closer to kin, deeper it’s in. Look at her bush, does it got hair on it? 13 years ago at 1:31 pm
Brahcision maker I dont know that i would want her after the miners had her but hey, maybe you are TFTC 14 years ago at 11:21 am
Saint Johnnie Walker Shooter missed his nap. Someone get him a coloring book. 14 years ago at 3:04 pm
Tomahawk that remora.
14 years ago at 10:32 amYour #2 is a dude?
14 years ago at 10:34 amSwing and a miss. Kept the baseball theme going.
14 years ago at 10:43 amWait you mean like a strike?
14 years ago at 10:48 amSorry, slampiece number one. You’re fucking out.
14 years ago at 11:55 amCalling up a girl from the minors that work in your backyard. TFTC
14 years ago at 10:58 amMinors? Fucking a 16 year old, TFTC.
14 years ago at 11:07 amGotta get them before the hair does
14 years ago at 12:40 pmOld enough to pee, old enough for me?
14 years ago at 12:45 pmIf there’s grass on the field play ball.
14 years ago at 3:03 pmOld enough to bleed, old enough to breed
14 years ago at 4:18 pmOld enough to count, old enough to mount
14 years ago at 9:14 pmIf they can crawl, they’re already in the right position
14 years ago at 11:17 pmWhy wait? Get ’em when they’re eight.
14 years ago at 9:19 amOld enough to smoke, old enough to poke
14 years ago at 7:46 pmCloser to kin, deeper it’s in.
13 years ago at 1:31 pmLook at her bush, does it got hair on it?
I dont know that i would want her after the miners had her but hey, maybe you are TFTC
14 years ago at 11:21 amMinors* you fucking loser.
14 years ago at 2:43 pmShooter missed his nap. Someone get him a coloring book.
14 years ago at 3:04 pmPlay on words you fucking loser.
14 years ago at 6:43 pmslam plays men’s baseball. NF
14 years ago at 12:39 pmThere’s a womens baseball?
14 years ago at 2:44 pmDidn’t realize a kitchen could accommodate a field.
14 years ago at 9:16 pmShe’s a catcher.
14 years ago at 9:23 amHow do the play baseball in front of a stove?
14 years ago at 1:09 pm^this
14 years ago at 3:01 pmVery carefully..?
14 years ago at 4:39 pmL-O-FREAKING-L on this one!!!!!
14 years ago at 11:56 amL o freaking l….?
14 years ago at 9:38 pmFratigans owes a written apology to everyone here.
14 years ago at 10:43 pm