1. CaymanCider

      “Let’s drill a hole and stick a bottle in it!” “Yeah bro it’ll look like you threw it there!” “That’ll get us sooo much tail!”

      13 years ago at 8:12 pm
  7. BOATSandBOWTIES

    The prophecy was stated. One day a man would come and be able to pull the beer from the wall, and that man is to be the chosen one that would lead his fraternity out of gayness.

    13 years ago at 12:41 pm
    2. anon7472974648

      Listen, strange women lyin’ in drywall distributin’ beers is no basis for a system of frattiness. Supreme executive-board power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

      You cannot expect to yield supreme fratty power just because some watery tart threw a bronson at you. If I went around sayin’ I was Risk Manager, just because some moistened bint lobbed a Budweiser at me, they’d put me away!

      13 years ago at 12:48 pm
    7. Beam and Cope

      The two who missed the beautiful Holy Grail references need to run a considerable amount of laps.

      13 years ago at 2:34 pm
    9. Richard Head

      If you don’t get these references then your mother was clearly a hamster, and your father likely smelled of elderberries.

      13 years ago at 9:17 pm
  8. fortunateson90

    Not a good school year unless you’ve made at least three holes in the wall with your fist, foot, and various other objects…

    13 years ago at 1:44 pm
  9. BossMan DubC

    Mehhh…..
    Not a big deal. If it would have hit one of the composites, then shit would get real really quick.

    13 years ago at 2:37 pm
    1. WhoDatFrat80

      ^ This, a pledge threw a dart way off and it cracked the glass of an old composite. He was dealt with accordingly

      13 years ago at 11:26 am