Forbes Ranks The 20 Most Valuable College Football Programs And Number One Is Destroying Everyone

When it comes to college football rankings, most people have something to argue about. Whether it’s someone saying an SEC team doesn’t deserve to be in the top 25, an Ohio State fan bragging about how their team is numero uno, or just your average joe playing Monday morning quarterback coach, everyone has an opinion. That’s the thing about most college football rankings — they are very subjective. But do you know what is objective? Money.
Ranking teams based on money is as subjective as it gets. No one can argue over whether or not a team should be higher because it’s based completely on facts. Unless we are dealing with a team who uses Ken Lay to make decisions over their books, these rankings will be right 100 percent of the time.
Thanks to Forbes, we can see which teams from 2015 are the most valuable.
Here they are:
20. USC – $66 million
19. Michigan State – $67 million
18. South Carolina – $69 million
17. Florida State – $70 million
16. Texas A&M – $71 million
15. Florida – $72 million
14. Oregon – $75 million
13. Washington – $78 million
12. Arkansas – $80 million
11. Penn State – $81 million
10. Auburn – $89 million
9. Oklahoma – $96 million
8. Alabama – $99 million
7. Ohio State – $100 million
6. Georgia – $102 million
5. Michigan – $105 million
4. LSU – $111 million
3. Tennessee – $121 million
2. Notre Dame – $127 million
1. Texas – $152 million
This is the 7th straight year that the Longhorns have been named as the most valuable football program in the country. In fact, their value increased significantly from last season, up 16% from $131M last year. The Longhorns also dominate in the revenue department, where they continue to be the only team in the nation to ever hit the $100M mark in revenue. Oh yeah, and this past year they had profits of around $92M. To put that in perspective, Alabama took in $97M in revenue.
Texas may not always win on the field, but they can always count on always winning this award..
[via Forbes]
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Am I missing the blatant sarcasm, or did you really confuse subjective and objective?
10 years ago at 9:06 amEdited the article, comment still relevant.
10 years ago at 4:10 pmClickbait title and shitty writing, that’s a Harrison article for sure
10 years ago at 9:06 amSurprised Tennessee is that high on the list.
10 years ago at 9:20 amI like how you threw in the Enron scandal reference that none of the high schoolers here will get since they weren’t born yet. It’s kinda like a kids movie that throws in little nods to the adults that sail right over the kiddos’ heads.
10 years ago at 9:45 amTell us more about your IB internship
10 years ago at 11:07 amDon’t need an IB internship to acquire that knowledge, bud.
10 years ago at 11:38 amIts called common knowledge. Maybe do some reading?
10 years ago at 11:53 amNo way! This is bogus, man! No way is Texas more valuable than Michigan State! Do you know how many championships Michigan State has won? They are, like, the top recruiter in the northwest, man! You don’t know anything!
10 years ago at 9:53 amStop with the drugs Steve Holt.
10 years ago at 11:15 amAre you making a parody of people that don’t exist? Good one.
10 years ago at 5:08 pmget out of here high school commie.
10 years ago at 8:20 amA good portion of that UT revenue coming from Illegal aliens buying longhorn shirts at Walmart
10 years ago at 10:02 amI guess we’d be better off without all that money in the economy
10 years ago at 11:59 pmOh god it gets me so hard to see us ahead of FSU.
10 years ago at 10:32 amYeah, bowl game revenue is for poor schools
10 years ago at 10:42 amIm destroying ur sister but u dont c me bragging about it (jk)
10 years ago at 10:50 amGET THE FUCK OUT! YOU ARE A WANNABE HIGHSCHOOL FRATSTAR.
10 years ago at 8:22 amNice buzzfeed title you fucking sell outs.
10 years ago at 11:40 am