Forget Just Growing Armpit Hair, Women Are Now Dying It Different Colors Because Feminism

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I’ve seen my fair share of repugnant stuff on the internet. I’m an inquisitive guy with microscopic impulse control. I’ve turned a few links purple that I immediately regretted. It’s life, and my mind has only become more tarnished because of it. Of all of those links I’ve clicked, very few have made any sort of impact on my life. Today, I added a new link to the list, one that flew to the top of my “Never Again” list.

The New York Times made a very disturbing announcement today: Women are now dying their armpit hair. We’ve already crossed a very dangerous line by allowing this crap to gain traction. Whatever, I guess. Everything is accepted in this country, or some shit. Now they’re just getting crazy.

I struggled with the idea that women’s bodies even grow armpit hair. Maybe it was the porn, maybe it was the fact that I only associated with women who realized that there is a nice neutral ground in which they can respect themselves without letting the weeds grow from their crevices. Either way, this shit freaked me the fuck out.

And now they’ve chosen to take it a step further. Repulsing men across the country wasn’t enough to satisfy their agenda. Now they’re moving on to bigger and better things, like dying their fucking pit bush.

17-years-old and already heading down this path. God help her.

As men, we must put an end to this trend. This nation cannot survive if its women start growing lice habitats under their arms. It’s not sustainable. Do your part. Buy your woman a razor.

If you have the stomach, here’s the video that partially started the movement last year.

#ShavedPitsBestPits

[via New York Times]

Image via YouTube

  1. So, men can develop new fetishes and further objectify you. I swear these fucking kids today never think shit through.

    10 years ago at 11:34 am
    1. Dornos_Parole_Officer

      Tbh, Maria’s pit hair is the same color as my shits after eating a whole box of fruit gushers.

      10 years ago at 1:45 am
  2. Shithappens

    You came in to work to tell us this shit, yet we still don’t have Fail Friday. Go fuck yourself!

    10 years ago at 12:13 pm
    1. OozmaKappa

      Well Intern did give us Fail Friday, but the DeVry Guy didn’t post the Ridiculous Tinder Pick-Up Lines this Thursday. Losing hope in the TFM staff day by day.

      10 years ago at 12:21 pm
      1. Wasted Wednesday

        He was probably told not to do it since that one chive post was about tinder pick up lines.

        10 years ago at 1:07 pm
  3. bourboncountry

    One bright side of this that now everyone will associate feminism with armpit hair and thats kind of funny.

    10 years ago at 12:21 pm
    1. Presidente

      That and fat ugly chicks that no one wants to bang.

      There’s no such thing as a hot feminist…

      10 years ago at 2:55 pm
      1. dingos_lil_5

        everybody would have a hell of a time peeing in emma watsons butt. 11/10 would, if you say otherwise 10/10 says you’re a homosexual.

        10 years ago at 7:44 am
  4. 2srat4you

    I’m all for equality but they’re taking this shit way too far. Men and women are different creatures. We do different things. Go figure. I shave because I like the feelings of having soft skin. Not because men or society tell me I have to. I like it. Women need to just accept that we do things because it’s more feminine to do so. Because WE’RE FUCKING FEMALE.

    10 years ago at 12:22 pm
    1. Fratasaurus

      Don’t you understand that gender is just an assigned identity made by evil old white Christian men to perpetuate their rule? People aren’t born male or female, that’s just what they want us to believe. But courageous people like Caitlyn Jenner show us that it is possible to be ourselves regardless of what body we’re trapped in.

      Thats sarcasm, for those of you too stupid to notice it.

      10 years ago at 12:58 pm