1. Jameson Von Budweiser

    I don’t even know where to start on what’s wrong with your outfit. Really a toss up between the black shirt, red skinny tie and brown shoes with a black suit. Hellen Keller could have put together a more sensible outfit.

    9 years ago at 10:18 am
    1. sosick

      I’m most offended by the black shirt with the black suit. Is he going to a funeral after formal? Is he a guido going clubbing? Is he actually just color blind? I want answers.

      9 years ago at 10:20 am
    2. GataChomp

      Lap me all you want but skinny ties arent bad when worn with the correct attire. Better than the fucking clown looking ties I see a lot of goobers wearing. But Ill agree, the brown shoes are just awful.

      9 years ago at 3:39 pm
  2. St_Christian

    You must be the long distance boyfriend she’s had from high school based off your attire. She only took you to formal out of guilt and we all know you just wanted her sorority’s formal tshirt to show off to all of your other GDI friends. TGDIM

    9 years ago at 10:42 am
  3. katalyst

    He went the extra yard and wore his high school class ring to really bring this ensemble together.

    9 years ago at 10:56 am
  4. TheScenarioGuy

    I wish I could suffocate myself in your date’s knockers so I wouldn’t have to look at your dysfunctional outfit.

    9 years ago at 11:59 am
  5. Fratasaurus

    I know this has already been said but it can’t be said enough..
    Black suit with a black shirt – wrong
    Skinny ties – wrong
    Brown shoes with black suit – what the hell is this shit

    9 years ago at 12:41 pm
  6. SanduskyShowerBuddy

    You look like a shitty magician or a waiter at the Olive Garden. Either way, go fuck yourself.

    9 years ago at 12:45 pm