I don’t even know where to start on what’s wrong with your outfit. Really a toss up between the black shirt, red skinny tie and brown shoes with a black suit. Hellen Keller could have put together a more sensible outfit.
I’m most offended by the black shirt with the black suit. Is he going to a funeral after formal? Is he a guido going clubbing? Is he actually just color blind? I want answers.
Lap me all you want but skinny ties arent bad when worn with the correct attire. Better than the fucking clown looking ties I see a lot of goobers wearing. But Ill agree, the brown shoes are just awful.
You must be the long distance boyfriend she’s had from high school based off your attire. She only took you to formal out of guilt and we all know you just wanted her sorority’s formal tshirt to show off to all of your other GDI friends. TGDIM
I know this has already been said but it can’t be said enough..
Black suit with a black shirt – wrong
Skinny ties – wrong
Brown shoes with black suit – what the hell is this shit
You dress like shit.
9 years ago at 10:17 amShoes: Rack Room, Suit: Target
9 years ago at 11:00 amI don’t even know where to start on what’s wrong with your outfit. Really a toss up between the black shirt, red skinny tie and brown shoes with a black suit. Hellen Keller could have put together a more sensible outfit.
9 years ago at 10:18 amI’m most offended by the black shirt with the black suit. Is he going to a funeral after formal? Is he a guido going clubbing? Is he actually just color blind? I want answers.
9 years ago at 10:20 amLap me all you want but skinny ties arent bad when worn with the correct attire. Better than the fucking clown looking ties I see a lot of goobers wearing. But Ill agree, the brown shoes are just awful.
9 years ago at 3:39 pmBrown shoes with a black suit. NF
9 years ago at 5:59 pmHe most likely got that suit at a JCPenney.
9 years ago at 10:31 amBut his date can fucking get it
9 years ago at 10:41 amShe’s got hulk hands
9 years ago at 12:43 pmI’d still smash
9 years ago at 1:22 pmI see what you did there
9 years ago at 1:53 pmYou must be the long distance boyfriend she’s had from high school based off your attire. She only took you to formal out of guilt and we all know you just wanted her sorority’s formal tshirt to show off to all of your other GDI friends. TGDIM
9 years ago at 10:42 amBased on the giant class ring he’s rocking I’m going to concur
9 years ago at 10:55 amHe went the extra yard and wore his high school class ring to really bring this ensemble together.
9 years ago at 10:56 amIt doubles as a cock ring.
9 years ago at 12:12 pmI wish I could suffocate myself in your date’s knockers so I wouldn’t have to look at your dysfunctional outfit.
9 years ago at 11:59 amWhat a clever and original picture!
9 years ago at 12:09 pmI know this has already been said but it can’t be said enough..
9 years ago at 12:41 pmBlack suit with a black shirt – wrong
Skinny ties – wrong
Brown shoes with black suit – what the hell is this shit
Hell it looks like a damn clip on
9 years ago at 12:42 pmYou look like a shitty magician or a waiter at the Olive Garden. Either way, go fuck yourself.
9 years ago at 12:45 pmAll you can eat pasta and breadsticks. FaF
9 years ago at 7:45 pm