Former Detainees Are Suing The CIA For Being Tortured By Irish Boy Band Music

Some Terrorists Are Suing The CIA For Being Tortured By Irish Boy Band Music

After 9/11, two hardcore psychologists, James Mitchell and Bruce Jessen, were hired as individual contractors to help the CIA devise new torture strategies to mentally break down their detainees. The two made a nice little payday, too, reportedly earning $1.5M and $1.1M respectively. In 2005, the two teamed up to start their own company called Mitchell, Jessen & Associates. The CIA went on to use the company’s services in 2010 to the tune of $75M (being a postgrad pledge educator comes with some serious cash).

Unfortunately, the CIA and those two psychologists are now being sued for their interrogation tactics by three former detainees. Tanzanian citizen Suleiman Abdullah Salim and Libyan citizen Mohamed Ahmed Ben Soud are the two remaining detainees who are part of the lawsuit, with the third party in the lawsuit being the estate of a detainee who allegedly died during interrogation.

According to a report from the ACLU, part of the CIA’s hardcore hazing program was to play the song “My Love” by Irish boy band Westlife at extremely high volumes. The song would be played on loop in an attempt to crack detainees.

Since I know you guys want a listen, here it is:

Yeah, I would break too if that was played on repeat for hours on end. Imagine producing such terrible music that instead of it being used for entertainment, it’s used to literally torture people. That’s not a good look.

In addition to the repeated exposure to a ’90s boy band, the CIA also used some other techniques to torture the Tanzanian.

From US News:

He alleges he was photographed and dressed in a diaper before being spirited to another location, where he was subjected to “prolonged periods of sleep deprivation, repeated dousing in extremely cold water in a manner that approximated waterboarding, beatings, attention grabs, forceful slaps to the face and body, cramped confinement in two boxes – one coffin-sized and the other significantly smaller – and prolonged nudity.”

Even after reading all of that, I would still rate the boy band music as being the worst. It’ll be interesting to see how much these guys want from the CIA, and how it all shakes out.

Check out how this fraternity “educates” their pledges…

[via US News]

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    1. Ray Rocket

      Dude, this is a “kinda safe” space. It’s acceptable to admit you like boy bands.

      9 years ago at 11:36 am
    1. Ferris Boozeler

      No guy will ever say it out loud but everyone likes the Backstreet Boys. If you say otherwise, you’re just lying.

      9 years ago at 11:39 am
  1. CottonGin

    Getting paid to haze. TFM
    Also, happy Veteran’s Day and a big thanks to all the men and women out there fighting for the rights of all of us. Including the right for these pieces of shit to sue.

    9 years ago at 10:01 am
  2. CamBrady

    So let me get this straight, these are the same people that shout “Death to America” and think our capitalistic system with law and order is wrong. Yet they have no problem using said “awful” system for their own gain. Fuck them, I hope a drone visits them in their sleep. Keep up the good work boys and happy Veterans Day.

    9 years ago at 11:03 am
    1. ATO_Frat

      Obviously fuck them. But I don’t think these goat fuckers came up with this idea on their own. Some shit bag lawyer probably saw dollar signs and contacted them. And if that’s not how it happened, still fuck that lawyer for taking the case.

      9 years ago at 1:06 pm
      1. Ass Buster

        I had dental hygiene today. The CIA has been missing a bet. Just hire a couple of dental hygienists and turn them loose on the shit-bags and they will be babbling secrets in short order.

        9 years ago at 9:18 pm
  3. cleavage

    Only in America a terrorist could sue for being tortured after trying to kill innocent people. Shoulda just put a bullet in their heads call it a day.

    9 years ago at 11:58 am
  4. beer and tits

    Holy shit I made it about 40 seconds through the video and had to call it quits. I think the pledges are gonna really enjoy it though.

    9 years ago at 9:09 am