Former SAE President Resigns From National Office, Spills His Guts In Emotional Facebook Post

SAE Nationals Leader Resigns After Some Chapter Pushes Him Over The Edge

Brad Cohen was President of Sigma Alpha Epsilon when they abolished pledging from their rite of passage to brotherhood. He didn’t leave his position as Eminent Supreme Archon until last June when Steven W. Churchill was elected.

Brad still would work with SAE nationals after Churchill took over. According to his LinkedIn profile, Cohen was serving on the SAE Foundation Board of Trustees until last night when he took to Facebook to announce his decision to resign. He’s pretty emotional, even referencing a “typical snot nosed undergrad.” Love it.




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So what exactly set Brad off? What did these kids do that made him skewer his brothers on Facebook and leave his position with SAE? After everything that has happened to SAE over the past year or so, this has to be something huge. But what could be bigger than a racist chant that made national headlines, throwing a Cripmas party, or having a social chair send a creepy email about picking up women?

The only thing that I can can think of is that some kid told him that his SAE chapter was going to actually perform the next mass extinction of all non-Greeks. Now THAT would be something to resign over. No word on whether SAE will fill the void Brad left with someone else.

Image via Instagram/@sigmaalphaepsilon

  1. FratDaddyDevotie1856

    God damn when will we stop embarrassing ourselves? Nobody feels bad for you, retire quietly and give us our pledges back.

    8 years ago at 12:04 pm
    1. McBallSmack

      Met Brad and he told me he restarted their chapter as a colony at ASU after they were kicked off for hazing. He was an awkward South African boy who built their chapter, and eventually ΣΑΕ to be PC and pledge free. Way to be a Brother Zero and denounce the brotherhood, Brad. I hope the new ESA has some balls and brings back the pledge process some how. Then you won’t have to worry about asshole undergrads at leadership school because they will be real TG

      8 years ago at 2:34 pm
      1. Sigma Alpha Egg sandwich

        He took pledging away because at least one SAE had died every year since 02 and some asshole wrote an article called “SAE the world deadliest frat”. I hate him for it, but it’s tough to blame him for it

        8 years ago at 2:38 pm
  2. JohnnieWalker_Blue

    I laughed so hard at the first two sentences. Does that make me an asshole?

    8 years ago at 12:08 pm
  3. Shut up Meg

    Jesus this has been a rough 3 years for us. He can’t even read over his statement before posting it. As always march onward, f nationals and keep our tradition and brotherhood alive TG’s.

    8 years ago at 12:18 pm
  4. Rowdiest_Gentleman

    Funny how the guy responsible for removing pledges is bitching about how entitled new members are

    8 years ago at 12:27 pm
  5. E Dawg

    Brad Cohen can eat a dick. Resigning your membership? What happened to being phi alpha dead goddamit

    8 years ago at 12:40 pm
  6. Mr Pledgemaster Sir

    Why the fuck does having a Facebook account make everyone think they need to post some long quasi press release for every career move or personal decision they make?

    8 years ago at 12:41 pm
  7. MericasFinest

    What about the part where nationals puts the blame solely on the chapter and immediately disowns them at the sight of an issue? It’s not an undergrad problem…

    8 years ago at 12:46 pm
    1. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

      Wonder if he solved that issue of nationals squandering dues money on lavish meals and bullshit. Must be the goddamn undergrads forcing them into it. Undergrads, never accepting accountability, disgusting.

      8 years ago at 2:02 pm
  8. HailSouthern

    Shame on whatever brother sent screenshots of Brad’s post to a news outlet. What ever happened to keeping matters between brothers internally? Right while we are trying to sell SAE to graduating high school seniors.

    8 years ago at 12:57 pm
  9. Busch deLight

    I can’t believe it took him this long to realize what a bunch of shit bags SAEs are.

    8 years ago at 12:58 pm
      1. Busch deLight

        No, the problem is everyone got a bid and got initiated that night. There has got to be millions and millions of you fuckers now. I guess that’s why I got so many laps.

        8 years ago at 2:25 pm