FOX’s Jesse Watters Hit Up SXSW And Made All The Festivalgoers Look Like Complete Losers

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As we’ve documented time and time again, FOX’s Jesse Watters exists solely to bring reason to the world and expose uneducated dipshits (typically liberals) for what they are: uneducated dipshits.

I can tell you from firsthand experience that Austin, Texas’ 2016 South by Southwest (SXSW) celebration attracted quite a few… characters. Just a wide array of garbage humans. And, while most of us didn’t have the chutzpah to make fun of them right to their face, Jesse Watters is not like most of us.

“If Trump is president are you guys gonna leave the country?”

“I’m goin’ back to Kenya.”

“Fine, less traffic.”

We love you, Watters.

  1. Deadlift27

    Don’t waste your toilet time on this shit. There are better things to do while you poop.

    8 years ago at 12:31 pm
  2. SixtyOneNovember

    First rule of acronyms: If you don’t know what it stands for you don’t get to use it.

    8 years ago at 12:35 pm
  3. SlipperyPete

    This guy mighty be the biggest fucking douche to ever walk God’s green earth. Would love to have a beer with him.

    8 years ago at 1:46 pm