Fraternity Members Move Into Quiet Neighborhood, Wreak Havoc For Neighbors, Shirtless Zac Efron Not Involved
Too bad. Am I right? The abs on Efron!
Like a reenactment straight from the movie “Neighbors,” a St. John’s fraternity has moved into a family-oriented Queens neighborhood and is now wreaking havoc in the otherwise quiet area. We’re talking loud music, wild parties, trash everywhere, and property damage, just like in the movie. There’s even a newborn baby involved–the whole nine.
From NY Daily News:
Profane messages scrawled on the front door of a cape-style home are the latest in a string of obnoxious shenanigans to befall a tree-lined Fresh Meadows block ever since a St. John’s University frat moved onto 69th Ave. in September.
“Toxic. Please help us. Do not enter. Dead inside. F—,” read the messages, which were written on the frat’s front door more than a month ago.
Loud parties, blaring music, weed smoking and constant shouting have prompted irked neighbors to repeatedly call 311 on the raucous frat house, neighbors told The News.
Barbara Sun, mother of the newborn, regrets moving into the area. The fraternity, she says, is keeping her baby awake at night, claiming they even party until 3 a.m. on occasion.
We won’t be monitoring this story closely at all, unless, of course, a character emerges who looks like Zac Efron with his shirt off. We’ll then send the intern with one of those enormous telephoto lenses like you see on the sidelines of NFL games.
[via NY Daily News]
Isn’t Efron a little old for you Dorn?
11 years ago at 12:16 pmWell played gif lol
11 years ago at 12:30 pm^lol yea lmao
11 years ago at 12:53 pmQuit trying to sway us into thinking you like older, more muscular boys. It just won’t work, you perverted old fart.
11 years ago at 12:31 pmthis article would have been better if it didnt mention “neighbors”
11 years ago at 12:17 pmPretty creative username you have there, and fratty. Boy I hope to see you more around here.
11 years ago at 3:29 pmYour name has TFM in it, pipe down
11 years ago at 1:22 amI like it
11 years ago at 12:52 pmI’m getting a vibe that Dorn has the hots for Efron
11 years ago at 12:18 pmPretty sure they moved there for the 69th ave.
11 years ago at 12:21 pmlol yeah probably
11 years ago at 10:53 pm3 AM, what a rager.
11 years ago at 12:27 pmI hated that movie. All it did was make fraternities look like douches.
11 years ago at 1:30 pmShut up Flounder
11 years ago at 2:13 pmMy leads suggests that shirtless Efron was involved in an intense snuggle-fuck with Roger at the time of this fraternal gathering. Investigation is ongoing.
11 years ago at 1:42 pmKeep us updated.
11 years ago at 5:14 pmYessir.
11 years ago at 9:44 pmWalking Dead reference on the door was a nice touch.
11 years ago at 1:53 pmObligatory fuck PIKE?
11 years ago at 7:39 pmWhat happens when you call 311?
11 years ago at 2:16 pmIt’s 911 for non-emergencies.
11 years ago at 4:50 pmTried it once and got all mixed up
11 years ago at 5:30 pm^ Did you not know what to do?
11 years ago at 8:51 pmshenanigans.
11 years ago at 2:34 pm