Fraternity Members Move Into Quiet Neighborhood, Wreak Havoc For Neighbors, Shirtless Zac Efron Not Involved

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Too bad. Am I right? The abs on Efron!

Like a reenactment straight from the movie “Neighbors,” a St. John’s fraternity has moved into a family-oriented Queens neighborhood and is now wreaking havoc in the otherwise quiet area. We’re talking loud music, wild parties, trash everywhere, and property damage, just like in the movie. There’s even a newborn baby involved–the whole nine.

From NY Daily News:

Profane messages scrawled on the front door of a cape-style home are the latest in a string of obnoxious shenanigans to befall a tree-lined Fresh Meadows block ever since a St. John’s University frat moved onto 69th Ave. in September.

“Toxic. Please help us. Do not enter. Dead inside. F—,” read the messages, which were written on the frat’s front door more than a month ago.

Loud parties, blaring music, weed smoking and constant shouting have prompted irked neighbors to repeatedly call 311 on the raucous frat house, neighbors told The News.

Barbara Sun, mother of the newborn, regrets moving into the area. The fraternity, she says, is keeping her baby awake at night, claiming they even party until 3 a.m. on occasion.

We won’t be monitoring this story closely at all, unless, of course, a character emerges who looks like Zac Efron with his shirt off. We’ll then send the intern with one of those enormous telephoto lenses like you see on the sidelines of NFL games.

[via NY Daily News]

      1. TotalFratBoob

        Quit trying to sway us into thinking you like older, more muscular boys. It just won’t work, you perverted old fart.

        10 years ago at 12:31 pm
  1. Creative_Frat_Username

    this article would have been better if it didnt mention “neighbors”

    10 years ago at 12:17 pm
    1. HouseChef_TFM

      Pretty creative username you have there, and fratty. Boy I hope to see you more around here.

      10 years ago at 3:29 pm
  2. Rust Cohle

    My leads suggests that shirtless Efron was involved in an intense snuggle-fuck with Roger at the time of this fraternal gathering. Investigation is ongoing.

    10 years ago at 1:42 pm