I’ve never been friend zoned in my life. I have the opposite problem. Slams take one look at this massive bulge in my expensive European jeans and they immediately start talking about marriage. Don’t worry, I let the poor bitches down easy. Ghosting is for pussies.
I’ve never been friend zoned in my life. I have the opposite problem. Slams take one look at this massive bulge in my expensive European jeans and they immediately start talking about marriage. Don’t worry, I let the poor bitches down easy. Ghosting is for pussies.
6 years ago at 1:36 pmShe was texting me to get some 9in frock
6 years ago at 4:05 pmYou’re friend zoned all the time pledge, it just doesn’t count because being in the friend zone implies that you once had the chance to hit it.
6 years ago at 7:19 pmOh please bitch I pull more in one week than you will pull in a lifetime. And in your case, by ‘pull’ I mean jacking off into the bathroom sink
6 years ago at 7:27 pmI’ve never heard a heterosexual man call another man a bitch.
6 years ago at 9:26 pmThat’s probably because you never talk to heterosexual men
6 years ago at 11:45 pmHe looks like Sloth from The Goonies
6 years ago at 11:18 amWhat a fucking loser
6 years ago at 11:54 pmMaybe you could get his number, hoss.
6 years ago at 7:39 pmMaybe you should sit down before you get your ass beat, chief
6 years ago at 2:49 pm