1. 993

      “I’m sorry. Why don’t you say it a little louder? I don’t think the priest heard you.”

      14 years ago at 10:58 am
    2. Fratastic1600

      “Look, John, I’m sorry. I’m not sorry, okay? I’m not gonna apologize. I’m a cocksman”

      14 years ago at 11:09 am
    3. Jim Bro Laws

      Ummfrat, don’t fuck up movie quotes, especially if you’re going to use quotations:

      “I hunt quail Jeremy, they are over populated in this region and they are decimating the grubworm population, you have a fucking problem with that?” TFM

      14 years ago at 1:37 pm
    4. ummfrat

      Thanks Jim Bro! I chose to paraphrase instead of looking on imdb, what a stupid decision!

      14 years ago at 2:04 pm
  1. The Young Guns

    “Why don’t you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass!”

    14 years ago at 2:51 pm