anon7472974648 Abstaining from alcohol use and premarital sex, because those activities are not in line with the ideals set forth by our Founders. RFM. 14 years ago at 4:54 pm
carolinahaze Yeah, none of the Founding Fathers drank booze or had sex outside of marriage….. 14 years ago at 5:01 pm
carolinahaze Just realize you probably meant fraternity founders. Lacing ’em up now. 14 years ago at 5:02 pm
fratdaddyEX If this TFM was grammatically correct then I would approve. Nice try though 14 years ago at 5:09 pm
carolinahaze Probably the intern’s fault. He usually changes the wording of these things from what is submitted, often times ruining the joke in the process. 14 years ago at 5:13 pm
some jackass i haven’t actually laughed out loud over a TFM in a while, but this one did it. thank you, captain obvious. 14 years ago at 5:49 pm
Abstaining from alcohol use and premarital sex, because those activities are not in line with the ideals set forth by our Founders. RFM.
14 years ago at 4:54 pmYeah, none of the Founding Fathers drank booze or had sex outside of marriage…..
14 years ago at 5:01 pmJust realize you probably meant fraternity founders. Lacing ’em up now.
14 years ago at 5:02 pmIt’s also a RFM. Dumbass.
14 years ago at 5:04 pmIf this TFM was grammatically correct then I would approve. Nice try though
14 years ago at 5:09 pmProbably the intern’s fault. He usually changes the wording of these things from what is submitted, often times ruining the joke in the process.
14 years ago at 5:13 pmIn what way is it grammatically incorrect?
14 years ago at 9:20 pmIt originally said “have” instead of “having.”
14 years ago at 1:42 pmoriginal.
14 years ago at 5:14 pmRead the name.
14 years ago at 12:36 pmi haven’t actually laughed out loud over a TFM in a while, but this one did it. thank you, captain obvious.
14 years ago at 5:49 pmSomething was done here…
14 years ago at 6:49 pmBatting 1.000, Alaska. Frat on.
14 years ago at 9:00 pmUltimate TFM. this site can now be done
14 years ago at 12:43 amAlaska = NF
14 years ago at 4:34 amhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paw_2EJBzFs&feature=related
14 years ago at 9:04 pmFrat on, Alaska.
14 years ago at 7:51 amA sincere Thank you, Cpt Obvious.
14 years ago at 10:18 am