Mom told me she doesn't like that I killed a six pack in one night. If she only knew... TFM.

  1. frat

    this isn’t the funniest but it’s probably the only real post on this site on the last 3 months

    14 years ago at 9:11 pm
  2. Frat Stardom

    parents heard me puke one morning, sat me down to ask if i knew “what binge drinking was.” Responded, “I sure did.”

    14 years ago at 9:20 pm
  3. real fast. real hard.

    I told my Mom on days when I have an 8 am the next day and I wanna party I only buy a 18 pack and start an hour earlier.

    14 years ago at 10:07 pm